The act in which the grilfriends family is home and you can not have sex in the house, so you find the nearest ditch in a soccer field and fuck the woman there lasting a grand smacking total of 7 minutes.
"Damn your parents are home"
" we can go to the fields, i know a great ditch"
*7 minutes later: man creams all over the women's wide vagina and leaves*
That is a Ditch Fucker
" we can go to the fields, i know a great ditch"
*7 minutes later: man creams all over the women's wide vagina and leaves*
That is a Ditch Fucker
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by BromanceLover69 September 23, 2009
Get the urban ditch mug.Approaching a car dealership, as if planning on buying the car, but with no intention to do so. After getting a detailed view of the car, checking it out face to face, and then taking it on a lengthy test drive, you then leave the dealership, claiming to no longer be interested.
"So I totally drove this sexy Viper the other day."
"No way! Where?"
"Dealership. drive n' ditched their ass."
"No way! Where?"
"Dealership. drive n' ditched their ass."
by YHHAWNFTPSHI April 2, 2009
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to later use as a booty call
to later use as a booty call
HER:did you kelly ditch me?....
YOU: no the president called and i had to help him sign the bill of rights so you could have your freedom to please me....
thus performin the kelly ditch
YOU: no the president called and i had to help him sign the bill of rights so you could have your freedom to please me....
thus performin the kelly ditch
by caspertyme May 2, 2010
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