The Devil's Oreo

A malicious joke where upon one defecates all the way around the rim of the toilet seat and then closes it.
Jane slept with John's best friend, so he got back at her by leaving The Devil's Oreo in her bathroom.
by kreepright February 27, 2013
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jesus devil

An outwardly cool guy who is actually psychotic. In Irish folklore, a demon with the same charisma as Jesus Christ.
He's such a jesus devil: four girls pregnant simultaneously; three seperate court appearances---'break and enter', 'make an officer of the law look like a suckrod', 'carnal knowledge of a horse'. Plus next week, he auditions as a game show host.
by joethelion January 16, 2009
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stupid devil

a term of endearment by parents for, and also to make some small fun of, small silly behaving children who have big ideas, but have no clue, pentoute, as to what they are doing and why.
a small boy starts counting pennies in his piggy bank and asks his parents : is this enough money to pay off a house mortgage?

parents (in unison): no our little silly, stupid devil David.
by Sexydimma November 7, 2012
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the poor devil

A phrase used for empathy on an individual who is in pain or upset.
60s Batman : The poor devil, he's been assaulted with a root beer bottle! (Episode "The Devil's Fingers").
by Cerebrate 1138 July 17, 2016
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Devil's Melon

Dude I don't want no cantaloupe, I want some devil's melon.
by lynxyn November 1, 2019
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devil's stare

An occurrence which happens during a spit roasting encounter. During said event the two participants which are face fucking and humping the middle participant accidentally make eye contact which creates an eerie and awkward situation. Once eye contact is made it is said that Satan's efforts for world dominion have been furthered through such an unholy communion.
Dude, when we were pounding that whore last night we experienced the Devil's Stare, I kinda feel bad about the whole ordeal..."
by Hen-Daddy February 16, 2014
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Race with the Devil

Metaphor for driving home as fast as possible so you don't crap your pants. Usually follows Denny's Chili Dog or Nachos.

The devil's challenge can not be rejected, you just have to clench and drive like mad.
"How was the Race with the Devil last night?"
"Thankfully I beat him and made it home with clean drawers."
by Rex Splode January 6, 2010
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