doing a Delaney.

A phrase to use when someone is being pathetically possesive about a joke they MAY or MAY NOT have made first.

Which in turn renders then an unfunny twat thus turning the joke upon themselves.

Man A: " Oi, that's my joke! I said it first!"

man B: "Prove it, you muppet"

Man A: " I'll do more than that, I'll copyright it, so ner ner ne ner ner"

Man B (shaking head at anally retentive man a :"Twats "doing a Delaney." again"

by Becsnicetits October 5, 2009

delaney

to shart in a crew boat in the middle of the piece. Usually makes it harder to breath for other rowers. This can cause unwanted results for the fellow rowers, and the boat as a whole.

Jermey:"Dude, ben just pulled a delaney."
Josh(in response to Jermey):"OH MY JESUS,I can't breath, help, I can't pull!"

by Aharding96 October 25, 2010

Delaney Hart

To give the devil a blowjob

She gave a total delaney hart last night

by john youngman July 24, 2010

delaney

oml delaneys are crazy... they over think over love over trust and over hurt. they take offense to alot but they cant show it they want to show the real them but they cant without feeling insecure they love to do music and they love having a good ideas and love making people laugh

oh your name is delaney? sweet good luck in life

by music247 January 21, 2020

Delaney

First things thing's first she's the realest. "Beautiful" doesn't even do her justice because she's just that perfect. She makes the worst days wonderful and is the most genuine person anyone has ever had the pleasure of meeting. She's a bit neurotic but it just adds to her charm. She helps the people she surrounds herself with and they do their best to help her back. She could make you laugh at a funeral and make it totally tasteful. She's intelligent, passionate about the things she likes, and always there for her friends so long as they listen to her vent once in awhile.she's the best friend anyone's ever had.

Delaney's the best

by anonymous September 15, 2020

Corey Delaney

(Aka Corey Worthington) A 16 year old aussie kid who made international news for having a party advertised on his myspace, while his parents were away, which 500 people ending up attending resulting in $20 000 worth of damage. This is not the real reason he made international news though, the real reason is because he’s a wanker.

Corey Delaney in his Aca(A Current Affair) interview.

by TheTruth Hurts January 10, 2009

Delaney

A girl with a nice attitude and butt. She will make you jump out of your pants when she talks dirty.

Damn, Delaney finished me by calling me Daddy.

by Ass and Pussy Love November 12, 2018