customer disservice department

When a business offers and promises "customer service" but actually has an office meant to disservice the customer and keep them from getting the service they were promised and are entitled to. Often staffed by mexicans since they are good at screwing things up and doing nothing right.

So I bought a new tracfone and tried to switch over my old tracfone's numbers and minutes to it. After a week of dealing with the stupid, lying, incompetent pedros in their customer disservice department I just said "Fuck it". They got me for the new phone, the memory for it and the card, but at least I'm not having them steal more of my life wasting time trying to get it to work anymore.

by doktor strangelove August 21, 2011

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departner

A person in the workplace with whom you share the same job description. This person often works in close proximity and will cover your job when you are unavailable to do so. Department + Partner = Departner.

Joe - "Hey Sam want to go to lunch?"
Jill - " I have to wait until my departner gets back so someone is here to cover the phones in case the boss calls"

by L i N d Z August 30, 2007

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Department of the Deterior

A b**ls**t US-government branch that is responsible for the eroding of our infrastructure and negatively impacting the lives of its citizens in general.

Ever since "The Donald" came to power, most of the government branches have largely "jumped the fence" and consolidated themselves into one huge Department of the Deterior!

by QuacksO August 10, 2018

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Department of The-fence

The seemingly only government department that matters now. Plus the soldiers being forced to leave their incredibly important work to be twisted into situations where our best leaders are leaving over a fence with no meaning.

After the last general and then secretaries in the cabinet have been literally forced out of doing their jobs to focus upon a border fence. The only meaningful job must be at the Department of The-fence!!!

by Major Thomas Randle December 26, 2018

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