Delaware

Where a whole bunch of rednecks come to watch cars getting wrecked aka nascar.

Dude how did you get so much money this weekend?
I let some drunks park on my lawn.
Thank god for Delaware

by kmak September 21, 2005

university of Delaware

Essentially, the only halfway decent university in Delaware where students without a choice or any real aspirations go in order to fulfill their parents academic wishes.

John: So, what school you going to after you graduate?

Friend: I don't know. I guess the University of Delaware.

by RealDuffy August 15, 2005

Delaware

(n) an extreamly small state that might as well just be an annex of Pennslyvania.

Delaware is NOT a city in Philadelphia.

by Ali May 13, 2005

delaware

although it should be called South Pennsylvania (it was part of pa in colonial times), it is surprisingly a good state...in the southern part. the north is an industrial wasteland in wilmington and the middle is filled with corn farmer; however southern delaware is awesome: beaches, no taxes, and a laidback environment; its right in between north and south and its as far south as you can go before encoutering hicks (in nearby virginia beach)

delaware is cool, even though no one knows a damn thing about it

by StatesDude March 31, 2004

Delaware

1st state in the union, capital is Dover, largest city is Wilmington - otherwise knows as "Wilmington, so close to where you'd rather be..."

Delaware smells kinda funny...

by madravenpix January 1, 2009

delaware

Worst State '06-'06. Not only are the people from Delaware freakishly small, but bad breath and hair problems infect a good 50% of the inhabitants.

I was going to go to Delaware, but then I decided to slit my wrists and lay in the bathtub instead.

by NJ4L May 18, 2007

Delaware, NJ

a nice small town with one blinking light, lots of gas stations and farm land...but everyone knows your shit

God! Stop being such a Delaware, NJ

by Angelina Dreamboat August 4, 2008