pillow delivery

The act of stacking three or more pillows, ringing the doorbell of someone you know, and throwing the pillows in their face when they open the door.
Delivery outfit is recommended.

(ding-dong)
Person A: Pillow delivery!
Person B: I didn't order any pill-
(BAM!)

by ChameleonDragon May 14, 2019

I forgot to make myself my food delivery

When a person forgot someone's food.

What, My truck, I forgot to make myself my food delivery.

by Debskelly1985 June 24, 2023

Bagel Delivery

Some random shit-talking faggot on the Internet.

Wow, look at this kid he is almost as bad as Bagel Delivery

by BagelDelivery August 9, 2016

Milk delivery

A term repeated in the automotive parts sales industry to signify fear and uncertainty. Outside sales teams fear the 'milk delivery' and will avoid it at all costs.

The manager, unshaken, locks eyes with Tony, the outside salesman and simply says 'milk delivery'. Tony knows what this means but fears he has the courage to face it.

by Blackbeard14 September 3, 2023

Milk dud delivery man

A kidnapper, commonly associated with a white van with a milk dud logo. He draws you in with his charisma and milk duds.

If you see the milk dud delivery man, RUN!
His van may look sexy, but he does not.

by Lulu46648 December 18, 2021

head delivery

Performing oral sex to the male organ, releasing the head of built up sperm.

Man, I got some awesome head delivery the other night...she released the sperm whales right out of me!

by KittyTickler September 3, 2016

Law of Deliveries

Anytime you're waiting on something to be delivered, it will be late or take longer. (Watched pot never boils).

I'm tracking my order but the law of deliveries has taken it. No idea when it'll get here.

by Mastertexan July 24, 2024