del monte

1. Repeatedly making the same mistakes while soaking them in a sugary syrup of self-indulging naivete for public consumption.

2. A series of related mishaps presented to others as a good idea.

3. The object of one's repeated mistakes or related mishaps.

1. Girl: I didn't sleep with Enrique again because I wanted to. He needed me.

2. Guy: I slipped and fell so many times Friday night that I get out of work the next few weeks. Doctor's orders.

3. Friend: Sonya needs to walk away from Enrique. He sweet talks and kisses her in front of us while treating her so badly elsewhere. All he is her Del Monte.

by ynotpe October 2, 2010

del boy

when a guy is generally being a dick or a fuckboy. a douchebag.

her: “ive been talking to a guy but he just wants to hu and he’s a player. he doesn’t care abt me”
her best friend: “wow he’s such a DEL BOY” 🙄🤦🏻 ♀️

by skdnejdunrbdd November 27, 2019

Del Rio

A city in south Texas, on the U.S./Mexico border.

I'm heading towards Del Rio

by K-Dogg1 February 11, 2018

Del Boy

Small fat penis, that barely changes on becoming aroused.

"Smithy had a sweaty del boy after all that but it still seemed to do the trick"

by cwish March 25, 2008

del pierro

A continuation on the 'DP' acronym for the smut movie regular act of double penetration.

Dave : 'You've seen Piledriving Miss Daisy, what's it like?'

Clive : 'Normal, gob, moota, Del Pierro, fairly standard'

by T Boor July 1, 2008

DEL MONTE BLOCK GANGSTER CRIP

Del Monte Block Crip goes way back they been around for a while now they are a African American gang and one of the only crip gangs in Anaheim they made of 2 parts 3400 which has more of the young members and 3100 which is more older members del monte 3400 block has a click know as west side anaheim ruthless criminals del monte beefs with folks,abp,esbp,una and many more and there click ruthless criminals beefs with Norwalk folks una and Fullerton toker town and more. Del monte block ÅRC is running the west of Anaheim as we see it del monte block 3400 and ruthless criminals are really on top and making there opposition look real bad

Ay cuh fuck forks I’m from DEL MONTE BLOCK GANGSTER CRIPS

by WESTSIDE! January 1, 2023

del valle

Delvalle high school is full of rich kids that are hood

Del valle high school is full of kids from the hood

by Del valle, dv, cardinals of dv December 7, 2018