Defenepenestration

Defenepenestration is the act of penetrating (sex) then defenestrating (throwing out a window) somebody. Generally viewed as homicide and rape and quite illegal.

I performed defenepenestration by having intercourse with Andie then throwing her out of a window.

by Ava of w27 December 27, 2010

Single Man Defense

When in a social setting, two single friends guard a friend in a relationship from those about the social setting making moves upon them.

John was about to be hit on by a drunk girl at the party, but Jeff and Bryan stepped in front of him and used the single man defense against the woman.

by Kraemdog January 14, 2010

galaxy defender

A fan of the british pop/rock band MCFLY, but specifically the lead singer and guitarist TOM FLETCHER.

"Girl i gotta tell you i'm feeling much can't get enough of you, galaxy defender stay forever never get enough of you" -star girl album:motion in the ocean
"Morning galaxy defenders, what's troubling our universe?" - Tommcfly on twitter.com

by michellemybelle July 31, 2010

The Shaggy Defence

The defence favored by the protagonist in Shaggy's song "It Wasn't Me". Despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary, he maintains his innoncence by simply saying it was somebody else. Also liked by R. Kelly, O.J. Simpson, and Phil Specter

Person A: Oh, man, I just killed 2 dozen people. There were over 50 witnesses. My shirt was off and everyone saw my tattoo that says "My name is Jeffrey Dahmer". What should I do?
Person B: Say it wasn't you.
Person A: Oh, the Shaggy Defence...hadn't thought of that.

by ExperimentalFilm November 12, 2009

Knee Defender

A two-piece device used to prevent the airline passenger in front of you from pushing their seat back, thus giving you more leg room.

"I'm glad I brought along my Knee Defender on this flight. Much more room for me in front."

by yes juanito yes August 26, 2014

Defense Curl

When you curl into a ball to avoid horrible trauma.

Brandon used Defense Curl when Jimmy was a faygoat

by Lysithix September 19, 2009

Deffenderferred

to be deffenderferred means to have your Facebook status, pics, links, etc. ruined by the comments of one person, whom is not liked by many, to which NO ONE else posts a reply or comment; or the status thread that had been ongoing comes to a halt once this certain person comments.

Miranda and Dee were commenting on the most recent update from the WJJO fanpage when it all of a sudden it was deffenderferred, stopping all conversation.

by number#2 August 28, 2010