dave

To have a fantastic opportunity and then completely fuck it up like only Dave can

Oh man, Kira totally pulled a dave! He turned that opportunity for an epic success into an epic failure.

by itsnotatumor June 21, 2012

to dave

To become bald before ones time.

Do you reckon Richard O'brian "daved"

by Joe Heller May 06, 2005

dave

cunt

dave immediately

by one-hell-of-a-cult-leader May 27, 2020

Dave

A way of greeting Thai transsexuals thus informing unsuspecting mates to the said Daves gender. Taken from BBC's Only Fools and Horses.

On seeing your friends chatting up a suspicious looking female approach the couple and open with the line 'Alright Dave?' Repeat till your drunken friend takes the hint or step back and enjoy.

by Petesear May 22, 2009

Dave

A gypsie old pedo who likes to feed off kiddie porn

"That guy is a fucking Dave."

by nicklequarterpennydime October 16, 2011

Dave

A word that can replace any other word in a scentence.

Hey i'm about to dave to the movies, would you like to dave?

by Canada Dave May 03, 2013

Dave

A creepy greasy haired guy who is usually dirty looking or a rapist. His job is usually also something greasy like a mechanic or a pumper of gas.

I met this guy Dave who is definitely a rapist..........and has enough grease in his hair to fry your chicken

by IamsorightRightt June 05, 2011