Dadvice

Advice that, if followed, will allow progeny to avoid all of life’s pitfalls, if heeded with the diligence due to the complete and detailed information imparted. Dadvice allows the recipient to avert car accidents, inappropriate romantic relationships, financial encumbrance, and social awkwardness. Dadvice sessions can often be observed in progress when teenaged children are in the passenger seat of a car, where there is no escape.

Dude 1: "Hey that girl was really into you, why didn't you go with her?"
Dude 2: "No, thanks, I've had plenty of dadvice, and I know where that sort of thing can lead."

by macian99 April 9, 2015

dandical

When everything is dandy in the world.

Oh Charlie that does sound rather dandical.

by Princessburt April 20, 2015

danvier

A bodacious broad with far too many kids.

"Hey did you see that lady with Lucky Charms in her hair and a little kid pulling her shirt down? What a Danvier!!

by J-dubsky December 25, 2016

Danwich

A surprise threesome with women obsessed with young men named Dan.

Did those two have a Danwich last night?

by DeFaDa January 18, 2017

danvil

A sweet ass muther fucker with amazing dick! Loyal as thay come. Makes for an amazing husband. Great Dad.

Danvil got that good Dick!
Girl, why you walkin funny?
I got the D from Danvil!!!

by Speakeasy3332 February 3, 2018

Dadvice

Dadvice-when giving options or ideas to your acquaintance in the state of mind of a father.

Well Rob is over here’re asking about how to maintain his garden tools. Gosh, I have some excellent dadvice for him!!!

by DickensFan1968 March 2, 2018

Danica Zivkovic

Absolutely the best person you'll ever met. She will always be there for you, when you're feeling sad she will cheer you up. She is literally perfect and the best friend you will ever have. Y'all should give her love <333

Me: Oh my God, look at my best friend Danica Zivkovic she is so perfect!
Everyone else: Omg you are right she is so perfect!

by Znas ko je March 5, 2019