macian99's definitions
Advice that, if followed, will allow progeny to avoid all of life’s pitfalls, if heeded with the diligence due to the complete and detailed information imparted. Dadvice allows the recipient to avert car accidents, inappropriate romantic relationships, financial encumbrance, and social awkwardness. Dadvice sessions can often be observed in progress when teenaged children are in the passenger seat of a car, where there is no escape.
Dude 1: "Hey that girl was really into you, why didn't you go with her?"
Dude 2: "No, thanks, I've had plenty of dadvice, and I know where that sort of thing can lead."
Dude 2: "No, thanks, I've had plenty of dadvice, and I know where that sort of thing can lead."
by macian99 April 9, 2015
Get the Dadvice mug.