black rifle disease

The disease commonly developed after purchasing or building an ar15. Once you have one, you hafta have another. Common side effects are empty bank accounts, loss of jobs, and divorce

Jim's wife kicked him out and filed for divorce after he bought his 3rd black rifle after suffering from black rifle disease

by AR builder November 4, 2013

krabbe disease

Infection of your nervous system that eventually turns you into a crab.

fuck, i got the krabbe disease.

by krabbe February 28, 2008

barrel disease

One who is so fat that the body appears in the shape of an old wooden barrel

Maggie has put on so much weight since high school. Her man told me he divorced her since she has barrel disease.

by ak80 August 6, 2014

Autoimmune disease

Pretty much pressing the “self destruct button” on your body

Me: *gets diagnosed with an autoimmune disease*

Body: I’m going to fuck you over
Me: for how long?
Body: forever.

by Peanuts b December 11, 2018

The WoW Disease

When a person is unable to stop playing World of Warcraft.

Chris: Matt has been sitting on his PC for 3 days straight

Harold: His parents bought him World of Warcraft. He's come down with The WoW Disease

by Fredric January 12, 2008

shoddy body disease

A slang term for Munchausen's syndrome. Shoddy body disease is typically used when the speaker wishes to imply that the person in question is of a lower class. The sufferer need not be clinically diagnosed—shoddy body disease is more an insult than clinical reference.

Note that, as with Munchausen's syndrome by proxy, "shoddy body disease by proxy" is the term referring to the form of the disease in which mothers use their childrens' medical conditions for the same purposes.

My grandma's neighbor has all these made-up diseases and says her kids can only eat grains and meats. She totally has shoddy body disease." "This girl on my message board has a brain injury and back injury but mucks out stables. And her daughter has a fever of 102 every other day, and double sinus and ear infections constantly. Shoddy body disease by proxy is scary!

by MRB1980 June 20, 2010

Gau Butt Disease

A chronic disease which causes you to poop and not realize it.

Jeff has the Gau butt disease

by Salmon juuls May 19, 2019