President Dildo

Another winning nickname for the 45th POTUS.

My investments are bringing huge returns and I am utterly brilliant thanks to President Dildo!

by Dr Bunnygirl November 13, 2019

Dildo Darts

A game of precision and pleasure involving dildos, one player pulls down their dacks and the opposing player (or enjoyer) hurls the "dildo dart" aiming for a bullseye ie. right in the sphinc.

Peter got a bullseye, playing dildo darts, on Dan who loved it so much, his knees gave way and he finished off in his pants.

by ihatemimes June 19, 2007

DILBONE

MAKING BAD CHOICES IN EVERYDAY LIFE.

QUIT BEING A DILBONE!

by RICH1605 August 2, 2011

dildometry

the perfect science of being a complete and total tool...

what the fuck is this dildometry?!? what the hell are you idiots doing?!? jesus fucking christ!

by Ayhch February 12, 2010

dildo ass nigga

A guy who says they like girls, but likes to dildo himself

Kyle is a dildo ass nigga

by buttlover213 September 25, 2017

Dildo Crunch

When you have a boner and run into the wall, your penis curls into a ball.

Ayo John, I just got dildo crunch. It hurt like hell.

by Ten Retro January 17, 2019

Dildolder

Dildo holder

Excuse me, have you seen my dildolder? Thank you, please, sorry

by DivaParanoya May 15, 2019