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Skills Desert

A place where it is difficult to acquire a specific type of skill. While all environments offer some skills, certain skills are hard to find in some environments. While some urban centers of higher learning are skills deserts for farming skills, they are a skills oasis for academic learning.
1. A meat eating convention is a Skills Desert for vegetarian skills.

2. An animal rights convention is a Skills Desert for barbecuing meat skills.
by IronMikey March 13, 2023
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Dissertation

An April Fool's joke taken too far
(Teacher/Professor): Hey it would be an awsome April Fool's joke if we got them (students) to write 5000-15000 words on something completely pointless and make it worth half of their end result!

Other teacher/professor: yeah! omg that would be amazing let's call it a DISSERTATION...that'll get 'em

Then before you know it it becomes a compulsory aspect of your grade/degree
by onlymejustme April 2, 2009
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Desert Eskimo

Female who wears hoodies, scarves, booty shorts with leggings, and boots with da fur.

Not to be confused with a regular eskimo, the Desert Eskimo attends Arizona State University where she complains that she can't wear her typical bikini and high heels to school when temperatures drop lower than 70 degrees. Desert Eskimos take their look very seriously and will have a complete breakdown if splashed by a puddle of rain water.
Looking at the weather this morning, the Desert Eskimos will be out in full force at ASU.
by TempeHipster January 20, 2010
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Desert Fever

People who are only attracted to people of Arab Descent.
That girl has a case of Desert Fever
by Tony bag of donets October 11, 2009
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Desserpes

A sexually transmitted disease contracted by the innocent act of sharing a dessert.
I swear I wasn't cheating. I just got desserpes from the tiramisu I shared with Jill last week.
by azcreativecrew January 13, 2016
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desert fox

Slang term for a hot middle eastern woman, usually used by US troops stationed in Iraq. Synonym: Iraqi Ten
Soldier1: Hey Tim, you see that desert fox over there? She looks like she could be pretty hot if she took off that turban thing.

Soldier2: Roger that John, I'd hit it.
by Jack.A. December 3, 2009
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Desert Man

That guy from a girl's past that she will always go back to no matter what. No matter how badly he treated her, how badly it finished or how nice a guy you are, chicks always always go back to Desert Man.

Desert Man tends to appear in a bar when you're just about to score or in other inopportune situations like your wedding day.

Named after the Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon dude who steals the girls comb, rides off into the desert and then kidnaps and fucks her. Chicks dig that shit.
You - "So, hey we've been getting on really well and I thin we've got something real special going on..."
Her - "Yeah, me too, you're really great. I've never felt this way about anyone befo... Ohh, is that Desert man over there?"(swoon)
Desert Man - (kidney chops girl and throws her over his shoulder) "Back to the desert with us for some dirty desert-lovin' bitch."



You - "Fuck..."
by Budalicious May 26, 2005
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