Big Deal of The Day

When Someone who usually has nothing to do, usually because they're unemployed, suddenly has something to do for that day. That one thing, no matter how meaningless becomes the big deal of the day.

Person 1 - "Hey what did you do today?"

Person 2 - "Went out to buy some milk."

Person 1 - "That was your big deal of the day huh?"

Person 2 - "Shut the fuck up before I beat your ass!!"

Person 1 - "Are you sure you can handle another Big Deal of The Day?"

Person 2 - "Hmmm, Maybe not."

by Jachzehn June 13, 2009

Potato Dealer

A DJ who plays shit music

I was in the club last night, DJ Paul Rogers was playing shit EDM, he's such a fucking potato dealer!

by Lord of the clackers June 23, 2015

the kind of deals that make you boogie

These so called deals are so good, they will make the consumer dance.

Narrator: The kind of deals that make you boogie.
*DING DONG*
*Character dances on-screen*

by ajair January 15, 2021

deballification

The act of being whipped by your girlfriend/wife. She rips off the testicles and puts them in a jar to show all your friends who wears the pants in the relationship.
deballify, deballified, deballifying

Paul was deballified by Tristen when she told him to stay at home and cuddle instead of going to the LSU game; and he did.

by D. Burshears December 1, 2004

Meal Deal

A set of at least 2 (usually 3) prepared and packaged food items (can be any of these: sandwich/wrap, crisps/treat, drink) that are sold together for a discounted price at a supermarket.

Is usually bought by those who are outgoing and are in a hurry, as a snack, saving more time than prepare a proper meal.

(UK-based term)

Worker: "Sorry I'm late. I ended up buying meal deal from the shop."

by Joshie2499 August 14, 2016

dealershipped

This is when someone goes to the car dealership for any car problems/issues. Customers with warranties may deal with the dealership a lot because their car problems are covered/looked at for free.

"You know the only reason I stay dealershipped up is because of that warranty."

by JDubb83 May 29, 2009

Decade Rule

When you cannot reveal a secret because it is so sensitive, it will offend those around you. By citing the decade rule, in doing so you agree that ten years from that date you cite it, you will reveal the secret.

Me: Ross, where were you last night?
Ross: I'm citing the decade rule on this one
Me: Damn, I'll mark the date

by E Daddy December 15, 2009