dafty

A Hibee
Someone who supports the scum
Please also see schemey, numpty or steamer

Person 1: Alright mate, what fitba team do you support?
Person 2: Hibs!
Person 1: Ya fuckin dafty!

by Paul McGregor August 13, 2004

Daft old man

The doctor himself, keep in mind he is 1,104 years old, also that each regeneration keeps seemingly getting sillier.

A Daft old man. Who stole a magic Box T.A.R.D.I.S and ran away.

by Doctor15Who November 9, 2012

self-daft punkery

self inflicked stupid behavior

The boys got together for some self-daft punkery. (They drank too much and then proceeded to have poor judgement and do stupid things.)

by TT Smith April 4, 2009

DAFTing

Double Anal FisTING

I heard you DAFTing that girl last night.

by koolaidkid December 18, 2003

Daft

acronym Dumb Ass Fuck Tard

John smacks his head into a wall.
His close friend Robert says, "Nice job your daft!"

by mike of the rh November 15, 2007

Daft Punk Syndrome

When an upcoming event or release is hyped up so much that it's inevitably disappointing, irregardless of the actual objective quality of the event/release, due to the misfortune of the event/release having to meet unrealistic expectations. Named after the French DJ duo Daft Punk and the circumstances surrounding the release of their long-awaited 2013 album "Random Access Memories."

"Man, all the critics said that the new Arrested Development season would be the second coming of Christ, but I thought it was kind of disappointing given all the hype."
"Well, that's Daft Punk Syndrome for ya."

by misterwang May 26, 2013

Daft

Warning: This word is British do not even think of saying and or uttering this word in Freeworld America
Note: If a friend is insane enough to say the word Daft it is important that you ask him to refrain from saying such words and stop being a damned Brit

Girl: you guys are so Daft
Jim: what the hell does daft mean
greg: who cares its British and she's a damned Brit

by 7evin June 25, 2008