D.I.L.F.

Doctor I'd Like to Fuck...an extremely good looking female physician that most straight men with a functional penis would like to fuck.

Yo...i love going to my doctor...she is a straight up D.I.L.F.

by BlackPanther415 March 3, 2009

L.D.D.

Like a relationship but you dont get to marrage. Mostly a teen form of language, having a guys dick but not worrying about feeling, or family meets.

Girl 1- "Hey you find your L.D.D. yet?"
Girl 2- " No, he just was a fling."
Girl 1- " You'll find him"

by Pinky 9th February 5, 2017

T.L.D

Tender love and dick!!! A long, hard muscle, that relieves day to day stress. But be careful not to hit yourself upside the head with it because it may cause a concussion! !

When I come home from a hard day of shopping, I need T.L.D to help me relax and unwind.

by Janae'Dior August 13, 2017

D'd my L

To "Dump my/your load" meaning to cum, or empty your prostate.

Drew: Did you see that girl go by? I just D'd my L onto the sidewalk.

by oscartic May 8, 2018

L.D.C

Little Dick Clique

Yo, Suzie said that Brett is in the L.D.C

by Savageboi090 October 13, 2018

K.D.O.L.

is a gang that sole purpuse is to push old ladies to the ground. Knocking. Down. Old. Ladies.

I just joined K.D.O.L., all I had to do was push an old lady to the ground.

by Fare Money March 31, 2009

D.H.L.L

Dry Humping Liquor Lover

Man, that dude is one hell of a D.H.L.L.

by Madge28 April 27, 2006