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Curb Stomp

The act of putting ones open mouth against a curb and having it kicked down
Ooh! Billy Rays gonna get curb stomped when Boss hears about this!
Curb Stomp by jatujak November 3, 2008
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curb fail 

when you jump and almost curb stomp yourself. The biggest fail known to man.It occurs when someone is being stupid.
"Dude! did you hear that your little bro curb failed?"

"OMG no"

"He was jumping on a bed and curb failed"

curb fear 

Curb fear describes a newly licensed driver's fear of hitting the curb while parking, causing them to park significabtly far from the pavement . The seriously afflictated constantly park almost in the middle of the road thereby obstructing passing traffic.
passing driver: "Ey! much hollering and hooting Move your car dude!!"

the afflicted: "Sorry man, go around.

passing driver's wife: "Oh, oh, babe. Looks like curb fear."
curb fear by Coco Deyn May 27, 2010

Curb Hunter

When your someone in any motor vehicle
Car/MotorBike/Plane/Boat

and you make contact with a curb from the path/island/e.t.c
John: oh my god that girl just crashed a gallardo after that girl drove over the same Curb with a Hayabusa straight after a man landed an AH1 SuperCorbra on it

Tim: They're all Curb Hunting

John: Bloody Curb Hunters

Tim: but my that girl on the Hayabusa was a sexy Curb Hunter
Curb Hunter by Sevenf January 9, 2011

Curb Stomp

1. To place someone's head on a cement curb and stomp on their head to break their teeth (hence the name)
2. When a matchup between two people (real or fictional) is extremely one sided
1. Scott: Dude where's Josh?
Jack: He got curbstomped so he's in the hospital.

2. Jack: Dude, who would win in a fight between Blanka and Pikachu?

Scott: Pikachu's a freaking rodent, and Blanka ate electric eels so that would be a curb stomp in Blanka's favor.
Curb Stomp by Doc2211 August 18, 2016

Curb Rape 

When people park their cars so badly the front or back wheels are touching the curb, and the protruding rear, or bonnet hangs over the curb.

The curb is being very efficiently raped.
Jess just parked her car so badly she commited curb rape!
Curb Rape by raeoflight October 8, 2009