The Cumming Train

Before You Orgasm, Ask your partner if she hears the train cumming, she'll reply "no"?, when she says this you pull out your dick and turn her head to the side and cum in her ear and scream in the ear full of cum, Can you hear it cumming now.

I was fucking my girl yesterday, and i made her hear the cumming train

by lilwhiteguyfromdelaware February 27, 2009

e.e. cummings

The best porno name ever.

by Kevin March 26, 2003

cummylingus

"Cummylingus" is where you perform oral sex on an orifice into which you have just ejaculated.

...so after I jizzed in her, I went down on her! She loved it... bit salty though.

Cummylingus!

by Z-Person March 2, 2008

Cumming, Ga

A suburb of Georgia where being white and loving ammurrica is a given. Known for ignorance and new money. Often people say they are from Atlanta, Ga even though they havent quite learned the concept of ITP and OTP. Most teens love to "party hard" and assume they live the ATL life despite the absent of dank weed and the refreshing knowledge of the real east Atalanta ghetto. Most residents ignore the fact that while half forsyth county is rich the other half is filled with complete redneck white trash assholes living in trailor parks who spend most their time dissing the gays and blacks that have heavy pay checks.

"Have you seen the seimens water tower in Cumming, Ga?"

"I love going to Fellowship of Christian Atletes club every friday morning then getting fucked up that same night"
"Best thing about living in Cumming is we are all rich, white, and love skinny bitches"

by ignoranceaintbliss July 20, 2012

The Second Cumming

The Second Cumming is the cumshot a guy has when he jacks off again after blowing his load the first time.

This morning, I was so horny that I had to have The Second Cumming!

by USAF Cadet July 16, 2021

cummiting suicide

When you bust a nut so mighty that it kills you.

“Where’s Joey?”
“Oh, he’s cummiting suicide.”
“Oh damn.”

by Fukurbich May 6, 2018

Cummings exemption

An exemption from certain rules available only to rich and/or politically well connected people.

Mark didn't need to wear a mask in his taxi because he had a Cummings exemption.

Dorothy travelled to her second home for a weekend break despite the lockdown as she knew about a Cummings exemption she could use as an excuse.

George spent £2000 on flights home via safe countries to avoid quarantine, taking advantage of a little known Cummings exemption.

by Bobobobobob29484 October 20, 2020