crunchy granola

a person who is into all that all natural crap and eats tofu and does yoga and hugs trees... and not in the sexual way

everyone at wesleyan university (excluding Emily and i)

by professor chaos May 23, 2003

fumunda crunchies

The eye goop from a prostitute when she wakes up after a long night of teabagging.

"Dude at least I don't eat Fumunda cruchies for breakfast."

"Fumunda Crunchies, the breakfast of low class scandalous hoes."

by STWW October 29, 2006

Crunchy Nut

When you ejaculate and pass a kidney stone at the same time.

Brittany "Oh my god I was with Zack last night and he gave me a crunchy nut!"
Becky "Omg ew that's so gross'"

by CheddaBiscuit May 12, 2015

Crunchy balls

What happens to you when you don't shower for few days and the sweat and dirt collaborate on your ballsack making them crunchy.

I got crunchy balls from my dirty nut sack .

by Assbark January 30, 2010

crunchy cock

A cock that you bite into if you don't like the size of it cause he's a faggot

Joey : can i have a blow job
Captain falcon : no cause you have a crunchy cock

by Mark 1795 August 20, 2017

crunchy queer

A queer that is a bit crunchy,
may have crunchalicious qualities,
never soft.

Look at that queer
Is it crunchy?
No.
Find some crunchy queers,
Like who??
Felix.

by crispityqueer March 7, 2021

Crunchy Feeley

Modern day "hippie" who is big into organic and vegetarianism, wears a lot of hemp, commonly found stuck in a cubible yet yearns to be outdoors in nature eating granola. Supports local and sustainble farming.

Obsessed with humanity's impact on the environment. Extremely concerned with reducing our carbon footprint and feeding the starving children. Since they dont eat animals, they often times have multiple pets and are involved in protecting animal rights.

A young, well educated professional from Boulder, Colorado who takes a job in a office building who is a vegetarian, animal activist, and "green-fiend" is very crunchy feeley.

by Bombtasatic J-Dawg December 7, 2011