cruncher

Short for "granola cruncher"

Chris: Why is Jan buying a used Civic instead of a new Prius?
Jo: Because she's a pragmatist, not a cruncher.

by Jeff-fu October 8, 2009

muffin cruncher

A female who prefers muffin to schlong.

She doesn't seem to like guys; I think she's a muffin cruncher.

by seymour heines February 26, 2008

captain crunching

v. The eating of anal pubic hairs.

I was captain crunching this bitch last night and he pooped on my face.

by mr potter March 11, 2010

pal-crunchin'

seeing as many friends as possible on an individual basis in one evening by foot, bike, car, or any other means of transportation.

Pal: "Hey man, it's midnight on Wednesday, what are you doing here?"

You: "Just hittin you up for fun to catch up on life and do the same with everyone else in town I can tonight. I'm pal-crunchin'."

by stazagrip April 11, 2011

Crunchies

Girls with crunchy hair usually styled with gel and gallons of hair spray to make the shape of curls who whore it up at parties.

Nikki- ah fuck the crunchies are here.
Tracey- who invited them?
Nikki-Crunchies are gonna go wild giving bj's when everyone leaves.

by charlyrogers January 24, 2010

Crunchified

when something suddenly becomes crunchy

random guy 1234: wow the marshmellow suddenly broke my teeth because it so suddenly became crunchified!

by illusionest666 January 14, 2008

Carpet Cruncher

someone who eats pussy

dude ur a carpet cruncher!

by xXxemodancerxXx December 9, 2008