crotch blocker 

Its the same concept as a cock blockbut its a uni-sex word, meaning it can be used for girls and guys. Its a person that basically prevents a person from hooking up with another.

A group of three or more girls and a duff come to a party. The duff is named Theresa Marie. All night Theresa Marie will not stop talking to the girls and prevents them from talking to the guys. She is constantly taking them away from the party and is being a total crotch blocker to the guys

crotch blocker by Scoooooter August 24, 2008

Crotch Catch

When someone drops something, and it falls in their lap. It mostly occurs when the person is sitting. When dropping something while standing, the person will catch the item by pushing it against their crotch in a fast motion to stop it from falling.

During Biology, Mia dropped her pencil. She put her hands down to catch it, only to realize that her crotch caught it instead of her pencil falling the the floor.

Steve: "Crotch Catch!"
Mia: "Stfu Steve."

Crotch Catch by Drumstuck August 8, 2009

Crotch Muffin 

Slang for a someone that has crabs and a yeast infection at the same time.

Billy ~ Yo, did you hook up with Tracy last night?
Ken ~ Yeah man, but my junk sure has felt funny since then.
Billy ~ Oh man. She has Crotch Muffin. You might wanna get that checked out.

Crotch Muffin by longrodMcDong October 26, 2011

crotch cricket 

A louse

A Crab

A tick

A small tick-like annoying pest that lives in pubic hair, and has a parasitic relationship with the human body.

Man I got so shit-faced last night. I don't remember a thing. However, i'm guessing a had sex because i woke up with a few nasty crotch crickets on my pubes.

crotch cricket by ACannon April 8, 2008

Crotch Bomber 

Refers to Nigerian airplane bomber Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab, who hid explosives in his undewear to evade airport security in a foiled attempt to bomb Northwest Airlines Flight 253.

It's bad enough we have to take off our shoes at airport security because of the shoe bomber... now we have to get butt naked when going through the metal detectors because of the crotch bomber.

Crotch Bomber by rsmmithing December 29, 2009

Crotch Web 

Area between the penis and the ball sack.

Ah shit, a spider bit my crotch web.

Crotch Web by DGeorge George March 8, 2007

Crotch Lobster 

Little tiny insects that live in the hairs of one's pubic region, AKA crabs

OHHHH Nellie, I gotta shave my hairy balls because they are infested with Crotch Lobsters

Crotch Lobster by Ryan Byrd May 18, 2005