crop dusting

when someone farts they walk around to spread the smell so nobody knows who fuckin ripped

dude that shit smells, you better do some crop dusting or people are gunna be suspicious

by Antwon Jenkinsss August 09, 2008

crop dusting

Dropping continuous farts while walking through shopping aisles or large crowds, leaving the smell for everyone else to enjoy while you casually walk on.

"Careful, don't go up the stairs, I was crop dusting all the way down!"

Uuuurgh, can you smell that? Someones been crop dusting here!

by kalvar January 15, 2014

Crop Dusting

The act of walking past somebody, and without their knowledge, letting out a fart as you pass. Thus creating the crop dusting effect. Very effective in announcing your presence, or maximizing the devastating effect of your discharge.

*Loud fart*
*guy turns around*
guy 1: did you just crop dust me?

guy 2:....yes

guy 1: that was a good crop dusting.

guy 2: damn straight.

by thebearjew077 November 26, 2010

crop dusting

When you are at a party or a club and you need to fart so you move really quickly somewhere else and fart while you are moving, laying your odor everywhere but where you were.

Usually is really funny.

1 Hey man, I gotta fart, really badly.
2 Don't do it here, go crop dusting.
1 O shit, thats right.

by poqwer September 14, 2007

crop duster

To lay a silent fart down the aisle of a grocery store when someone is toward you...and listen to them gag.

see click and drag

son: "Dad why is that guy choking and hacking like that?"
Dad: "Cause daddy just laid a crop duster."
son: "OMG he's turning blue!"

by Punkhead May 25, 2005

CROP DUSTING

Surreptitiously farting while passing thru a CUBE FARM,
then enjoying the sounds of dismay and disgust; leading to PRAIRIE DOGGING while people try to figure out the source of the wafting stench.

Bob liked all the prairie dogging his crop dusting produced.

by Buzz M. February 26, 2005

crop dusting

when sitting or standing next to friends you fart and walk away as if nothing happened and wait for their reactions

your friend just walk away and u smell something rank
dude, theirs no need for crop dusting

by corey Hines May 18, 2008