chris crocker

The creepiest man on youtube. Also a very gay guy. He needs his meds.

Chris Crocker: Leave Britney Alone!

by Salsayeah October 6, 2007

cooker

During the summer months, the interior of a hot car that has been sitting out in the sun. Especially a dark colored one.

Man, after a long day at the office, I know it is going to be a sweatfest when I get inside my cooker to go home.

by Rooter June 10, 2008

Cooker

c;ook;er {latin for nothing} a term or exclamation used to describe someone or thing that looks attractive, in most cases females but can be used to describe various other objects. originating from somewhere within the east sussex area. ;'plural c;ook;ing`- cooking is the prosses of being attractive. -the o' sound is regularly elongated for comic effect.

Liam, dat gyl over der is 'cooker' boy!

yh matt dat babe is 'cooking'!

by MiracleM November 1, 2009

Cooker

Someone who “cooks” or is often “cookin”. Someone who often smokes marijuana.

“You’re such a cooker” “you always have weed on you, you cooker”

by Fenrir14 November 30, 2017

colon choker

The extreme term for a staight man with very gay tendencies, one who acts a "straight" but talks a "fag", can often be seen sneaking a peek at a man's junk, this species can also be refered to as "halfafags" and is often found running in the wild with other manginas.

This wild species of colon chockers is also seen often in local grocery stores in the manpon aisle. The ravenous ass mongers are severe manly-ass glarers. Although you cannot physically feel the glare, in short period of time after being glared at by the colon choker you may exerience temporary spells of faginess.

by ConorJRockBillC July 28, 2006

Corker

A type of bowel movement; after strenuously attempting to deficate a single hard poo, the cork, explosively escapes and allows gas and a slurry of feces to follow.

Been trying to shit for the past 3 days, finally went earlier today and I've gotta say - it was a corker.

by NoMoore January 23, 2017

Chris Crocker

A gay cross dresser man who is famous for defending Britney Spears' bad VMA performance on a youtube video titled Leave Britney Alone!.

Chris Crocker: (talking like a black woman and crying) And how fucking dare anyone talk bad about Britney, after all she's been through... Leave Britney Spears alone right NOW. I mean it!... All you people want is MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE!!! -crying-... LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!! -sobbing at this point-

by eleanorrigby March 13, 2008