Business Critical

'Business Critical' is THE highest level of critical. It comes higher than 'critical' 'uber critical' & 'life & death critical' on the scale of all things critical

If something is 'business critical' you have to do it no matter what. You should trample on your own family if that is what it takes to get it done!

by Nando19 July 8, 2010

Self criticism

When one with insecurities tends to expose them, usually not knowing that others know and not find the attempt at a self roast funny.

Chloe used self criticism as an attempt to be funny.

by Dratical April 20, 2021

donut critic

A person that names shops that are better than the donuts currently in front of him. A person that receives self esteem by criticizing the donut choices of others.

Stop being the donut critic. We know you think another shop has better donuts.

by Outfox prevention November 24, 2021

Chuck e Cheese Critic

An insult, normally hurled at a target one is intimidated by, usually due to their intellect, caring nature, and ability to walk through life as one who loves others.

They said that he was a Chuck E Cheese Critic, it really made them look sooooo smart.

by hellraiser1969 January 4, 2022

Critical Adventure

A franchise that should've died after the second game killed itself.
Calex, (fuck you) was the owner and was cancelled after the devs found out he was paying someone underhanded to remake the game and not paying the actual developers, now people want to revive it because "oh nostalgia trip!!!!!"

"Critical Adventure is retarded, why do people still make spinoff games?"

by MomDoer2014 February 3, 2021

rap critic

the best critic for rap songs on youtube

hey rap critic just proved how shit this song was!

by the sungod of england November 26, 2016

boob critic

A person who judges a woman's worth by the size of her boobs
or the quality of her cleavage.

Bob: "I would have asked elaine out but I'm not impressed by her boobs."
Sam: "Dude, you are such a boob critic."

by jsd9632 November 26, 2011