Apple crisp is an exotic dish of food. It consists of ejaculating on top of a bowl of apple jacks and then leaving it out in the sun for a day or so, making it rather crispy and crusty.
Jack: Hey, you want some breakfast?
Eric (licking his lips): Nah, I just ate that bowl of apple crisp I made the other day.
Eric (licking his lips): Nah, I just ate that bowl of apple crisp I made the other day.
by my pet tit October 22, 2011
cookie crisp is when your in a moment of total boredom with the opposite sex, you then partake in the cookie crisp dance. the male puts his legs between the legs of the female and sways. the idea is that the man looks like a total bad man with his wife. the lyrics of the song are as goes.
" cookie crisp all up in here, cookie crisp all up in here, cookie crisp all up in here, my cookie crisp all up in here. a my cookie my cookie my cookie crisp all up in here" and so on...
This dance is best performed infront of a mirror.
" cookie crisp all up in here, cookie crisp all up in here, cookie crisp all up in here, my cookie crisp all up in here. a my cookie my cookie my cookie crisp all up in here" and so on...
This dance is best performed infront of a mirror.
on a rainy/thundery, cold day. when there's nothing better to do then say 'hey lets do the cookie crisp dance'
by EssDec August 12, 2010
by nicole weltzien December 07, 2008
by leenjo69 July 07, 2009
by crisp rat December 27, 2016
by LordPiggyinton March 09, 2005
the sexual act of giving a handjob with the circle of a bagel while thrusting potato chips into the giver of the handjob's anus/vagina while both participants are dressed like a creepy uncle or a camp counselor
by Nate Schultzie February 19, 2011