Cropping

The act of extreme shunning. One may only recover from being cropped if deemed so by the Executive Council of Mandom.

Executive 1: who are we cropping now?

Executive 2: the girls that screwed that guy that we hate.

by A Clockwork Apple December 6, 2011

anal clipping

The act of cuting somones finger nails with finger nail clippers in between your butt cheeks while you flex your butt cheeks.(This is a sport in some contries.)

Dude i was watching anal clipping on ESPN and i got my girlfriend to do it!

by KJYEAHITSME August 7, 2010

clipping a yam

v. taking a duece or a shit

Sorry I am late I have been clipping a yam.

by Jewwy March 21, 2006

Crimping

A form of scat singing performed by two or more people. The origins of the crimp are commonly credited to Vince Noir and Howard Moon of The Mighty Boosh. But some credit the 1988 Tom Hank's film 'Big' as introducing crimping to the world. Crimps are as previously mentioned, sung by at least 2 people, are contain no "real" music (i.e. acapella), and often contain somewhat surreal lyrics that portray an event which happened to a crimper. The term crimping was coined in a Season 3 episode of The Mighty Boosh, during a scene in which Vince and Howard crimp to two imposters who quickly plagiarize the duo. They later beat them in a crimp-off.

Crimpity crimpity now now
Crimpity crimpity ask me how
Crimpity crimpity humble pie
Crimpity crimpity ping dong
paping ping tong
Crimpity crimpity ping pong

(taken from the crimping freestyle from The Mighty Boosh)

by das idiot June 25, 2009

toenail clippings

rubbish, claptrap, nonsense

you talk a load of toenail clippings, you do

by poodlewrestler June 26, 2003

Thread Crapping

Posting in a large amount of threads in a relatively short period of time, often the post adds no important contribution to the thread. Related to spamming.

Poster #1:I dont know, M is one of the variables.
Poster #2: Jacksons an idiot.
Admin: Poster #2 permabanned for thread crapping.

by Jon the asian January 8, 2011

chipping

for these dirty little chavs, just the word for leaving somewhere

"yo blood, lets chip before da old bill cum!"

by You cant see me August 28, 2005