Cream Hulker

When a big black man nuts more than a gallon

Tyronius: Yo my friend is a big black man!
Jil: Is he the cream hulker ive been waiting for my whole life?

by SexSlave123 February 21, 2019

cream bum fork

its is when u eat out a butthole with a fork then cum on it then feed it to the local elementary school

ayo dude u tryna do some cream bum fork?

by nigga mom October 4, 2019

Creama

When you kiss someone with your eyes open

Why did you creama her

by George Fredricks October 29, 2020

creaming my jorts

A phrase popularized on the site quotev dot com, that typically means that you're excited, find something cool etc. Its used in place of statements such as "thats so cool!" Or "they're so hot!"

omg is that kite hxh? Im literally creaming my jorts rn.

by gingslittlecreampie April 4, 2021

creaming the pasty

Creaming the pasty is when you commence an action that your anal hole obtrudes solid excretory product, evacuated from the bowels. Then the dark steaming night soil lacerates the bowl, then the reservoir douses the droppings in liquid prevailing the night soil to be liquified in a rancid bath of micturate and diddly squat.

*in History class*
teacher: you should be revising even when while creaming the pasty
kallum:*sniggers*
conor:*sniggers*

by muph October 12, 2021

topical cream

A cream that is put on top of things. Usualy to cure a rash.

I used topical to treat my jock rash

by Big_T September 30, 2003

Ice cream Cumday

when the male penis is erect he places chocolate syrup on it, in a spiral around the shaft. he then adds whipped cream on top of his penis, and a cherry on top of that. the idea is that since his penis is erect the structure will remain stable, until his designated partner divulges in the man-made dessert fun.

Jessica: "Oh man I'm really craving something sweet right now. Let's go get dessert!"
Greg: "You are in luck! It's Wednesday....you know what that means! Ice cream Cumday!!!!!!"

by klempy April 25, 2011