Bavarian creamer

When (preferably) a woman gives you hand job/blow job using a Bavarian cream doughnut. A varation of this involves her licking it all up or eating the doughnut while performing the above mentioned. Not to be confused with a Boston creamer.

I would love that chic to give me a Bavarian creamer.

by redleader2569 November 7, 2010

creamer

A person who sucks up to people alot...

A creamer is someone who may as well apply cream to someones ass, cos they wanna get something in return. Or wants to get into someones good books...it seems like they would do just about anything to get in there.

He makes me sick, he's such a creamer!

Or...
Why don't you just cream her ass pal, you do everything else!!

by Nixx April 19, 2006

creamer

5 parts vodka/roman coffee
4 parts cream soda
1 part maple syrup

you might think it taists bad but it actually lends nicely
one night i made it trying to smuggle roman coffee out of my house so i put in creame soda and said it was cream soda and meple syrup

dude twhat is that it lookes nasty
take a drink
thats fuckign blazin dude

by angel face May 13, 2005

ass creamer

one who lets a load go on the ass of their partner

your an ass creamer big man

by Thaddeus buttshaft July 8, 2011

Crispy Creamer

When two lesbians initiate in a scissoring match in a closed room while sweating profusely. The following combination of sweat, saliva, and vaginal fluids are then collected in a bucket until it reaches a near-solid state to be ingested by both parties.

"Yo, I heard Madison got with Sharon for a Crispy Creamer."

by mtark3 April 3, 2016

creamer

slang for crystal meth

Pete: dude i am so bored...
Spence: man, i got some draino in the backyard we can mix with some medicine that would make some good huffin' creamer!
Pete: man Spence, if it wasnt for you; i'd still be in school.

by Splancer October 23, 2005

non dairy creamer

A woman with giant breast implants.

"Damn, did you see the non dairy creamer over there!"

by jimmyinu November 13, 2005