cracked my head open

quite possibly the most fucking ridiculously exaggerated and stupid way to describe a very minor head injury, such as a tiny cut.

Bill: -hits head on wall
Mandy: dude, wtf did you do that for?

Bill: AW MAN I'VE CRACKED MY HEAD OPEN -shows pointless 'injury' off to friends. GUYS, LOOK I CRACKED MY HEAD OPEN

NO. THAT'S JUST A CUT. I COULD CAUSE MORE INJURY TO YOU WITH MY ARSEHOLE.

by crocodileyeast July 29, 2010

Cracker

ITS A COP!!

BRO,TURN THE BLUNT OFF,THEM CRACKERS AROUND THE CORNER

by thatdamnwhitedude December 20, 2016

Al-Cracker

Kind of like Al-Qaeda, but more like Timothy McVeigh.

I’m not scared of Al-Qaeda, hell I’m from Brooklyn. I’m more scared of Al-Cracker!

by dorkbreath October 23, 2011

cracker

a slang the ruling class used for a white slave who worked outdoors.

"Of course we call them crackers. They're tan on the outside, yet white on the inside."

by king of kush October 13, 2015

cracker

The word "Cracker" was coined in the south by white slave owners. Slave owning whites refered to non slave owning, or poor whites as "crackers." Although it is considered in this day and age to be derogitory word for whites, if you know the history behind the word it is actually a form of flattery.

"You ignorant cracker, the word didn't come from the sound of a whip!"

by AlexanderTG July 21, 2008

Crackerman

Damn good song by Stone Temple Pilots.


Go hear it or I'll come chop your balls off.

Crackerman is cool beans, yo.

by Big Sweaty Anus August 8, 2004

Cracker

a) a good humour

b) numpty

c) reckless
d) a person who never has a clue what he's doing

2. Shut up, cracker, 'fore I beat yo' scrawny white ass.

by ALL FIRE SLAPS May 18, 2017