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copulate self

Medical term: To remove an N.G. tube from yourself before medically advised.
The patient justpulled out his N.G. tube,"well he just copulated himself!
by Dr. Mann February 2, 2004
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Choculation

n.- "Meditation in the presence of food causing the secretion of choculatory fluids at an increased rate." A good choculama can choculate for extended periods of time, even out of the physical presence of food. To reach choculation, one passes through the divine. Another way to reach this divine is through starvation, though that is sacrilegious.
After visiting Fat Man's Row, ordering a tub of chicken, a quarter pounder with cheese and two stuft burritos, I almost experienced choculation.
by chewy and chocula September 28, 2004
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compilation

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by alzeihmers January 7, 2003
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anti-compilationist

Someone who finds the idea of compilation CDs revolting for at least one of the following reasons:

1. The song-by-song nature of digital downloading has made compilations a restrictive, overexpensive, and unnecessary.

2. By buying it you allow the record companies to define what's "the best," which usually consists of the singles that those companies pushed hardest, and everyone knows the best songs on an album are the ones you never hear on the radio.

3. By buying compilations, you are denying yourself the pleasure of listening to an wide catalogue of music as it was first listened to, and thus have no sense of history.

4. Any compilations you do have in your possession should be hand-crafted and traded with prospective girlfriends.
Arthur: Ugh, my Mom just bought the Cars' greatest hits. She just doesn't get it.

Doug: Why must you be such an anti-compilationist?
by Monty Park July 6, 2009
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Handk-culation

When a handkerchief is used during masturbation to catch your load of cum - either by holding the handkerchief over the head of the penis, or by placing a handkerchief or handkerchiefs over the stomach to catch your load as it shoots out
I got turned on last night and rubbed my blue striped handkerchief over my penis and had a large handk-culation
by Hank-a-dank January 25, 2008
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general population

the group of below average people
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The general population forces High Schools to cut down on student rights.
by Anonymous May 4, 2003
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Copulation Imperative

The reason for being if you are a male.
Common evolution theory states that the man's instinct to copulate overrides all but the most basic functions of survival. If you’ve ever been a member of a fraternity you understand.
by JohnnySix January 27, 2003
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