Porcelain Cowboy

Banging a girl from behind while she vomits into a toilet. Best used when said girl is completely hammered.

I gave Cally the Porcelain Cowboy last night. She was so trashed. I was like 'Yippee Ki-ah mother fucker! *smack*'

by jterry September 16, 2007

gay cowboy sex

gay cowboy sex is one of the many popular events that occur at ram ranch also at orgies in texas witch is well known for having cowboys

Hey did you see the new video of that guy having gay cowboy sex.

by peen4178 September 4, 2019

cowboy

A cowboy is the ideal American figure because he comes packing with two Colt .45 Revolvers, and a double barrel shotgun, plus a 1HP...Horse.

It'd be cool if I was a cowboy.

by Border Brother October 20, 2003

Windshield Cowboy

Someone who pretends to be a horse-riding cowboy, but who actually is more at home behind the wheel of a Jeep.

President Bush may like to be seen as a swaggering cowboy, but former Mexican President Vicente Fox thinks George W. is anything but. Appearing on CNN's Larry King Live, Fox explained why he referred to Bush as a "windshield cowboy" in his new book. Said Fox: "He drives very well. But I don't think he rides horses very well."

by David Benton February 14, 2008

Epileptic Cowboy

A sexual act which involves seven females and one male. The male performs a "shooting cowboy" maneuver whilst moving his face in such a way that replicates an epileptic fit. All this is done whilst simultaneously fingering, orally pleasuring, footing, fucking and rimming the women.

Tom: Dude how was the party last night?
Dylan: It was sick! Got 7 drunk prostitutes back to my place to do the Epileptic Cowboy!
Tom: Wow!

by Pecker112 November 16, 2012

Cowboy Time

9.50am/pm is known as Cowboy Time, because if you say 'ten to ten' repeatedly, it sounds like a galloping horse - 'ten to ten to ten to ten to ten to ten to ten' etc.

Chap 1: "What time is it?"

Chap 2: "Ten to ten."

Chap 1: "Cowboy Time!"

by happynoj March 17, 2010

beast mode cowboy

An egotistical dude who fronts as a major competitor, but is actually a sucky douche come competition time.

Caleb said he was going to go all 'beast mode cowboy' in the big game, but he sucked…as usual.

by homopinionation August 12, 2014