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compton

A fairly small city outside of L.A.. Though not extremely large in population, the entire population that lives in Compton will not think twice about shooting any random nigga that walks by. If, somehow, your life has sunk to the point where you now live in compton, you have officially hit rock bottom. Known only for it's blood soaked ghettos, violent gangs, and daily drug deals, I am officially declaring Compton the NUMER ONE MOST DANGEROUS GHETTO IN AMERICA!
Compton is the only ghetto where a man can kill 4 people in a day, steal some babies, sell a whole bunch of Angel Dust, and still not make the news.
by Zuke September 5, 2008
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Compton

A dastardly act that can be used as both a verb and noun. To be late, unreliable, undependable, a no show, due to being inconsiderate and selfish. To pull a Compton is usually followed by often used and repeated lame ass excuses i.e. "I overslept" or "My cell phone died" etc. without taking proper measures to correct said problem or mistake; making it an excuse and not a reason for unacceptable behavior. Another characteristic is passive aggressive bullshit due to a failure to face conflict like a man.
Person 1, "Man, where is Mike? He is 4 hours late!"
Person 2" "I don't know, Mike is pulling a Compton"

OR

Person 1, "Where's Mike, he agreed to come out and hang out?"
Person 2, "Mike is a no show again, Mike is pulling a Compton."

Person 1, "Mike, why haven't you answered your cell phone?"
Person 2, "Oh man, I forgot to charge my cell."
Person 1"You've had a cell phone for years now, you do know you need to charge it? Or Are you just pulling a Compton, Mike?"
by growns-ass-man January 18, 2011
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Compton Roll

When you want people to think you have alot of money, but you don't so you put your biggest bill over (such as a twenty) over your smaller bills (such as ones) , so it looks thick. A reverse compton roll would be hiding your biggest bill, with smaller bills. So people think you're broke and don't hit you up for money.
I got a date because I showed my compton roll, she thinks I have alot of money.
by msdictionary23 May 30, 2009
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Fog Computing

(n) A group of computer setups where a single computer/server acts as the brain for a set of "dumb" computers. (See: Cloud Computing)
The University Library has a server to manage all their terminals. This setup is a Fog Computing network.
by JaDarken March 30, 2009
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shrek compultion

when donkey squeeze da little tiny shrek and says get shreked to the shrek, but a bigger shrek punches the internet causing the rule of three to happen and all garden gnomes go hide in barrels
"OOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHZZZZZZAZAZAZBUUUUUUURRPPPPPAAAAAAAA SHREK COMPULTION IS HAPPENING" said the little boy seeing donkey squeezing da tiny shrek
by OOOGA_BOOOGA June 18, 2018
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Cloud Computing

When one gets extremely high and tries to use a computer.
I was so baked during my cloud computing session.
by GMoney3 October 11, 2010
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compton clean out

while having sex.(at climax)punch yor partner as hard as you can to knock your partner out.then steel everything thats possible from there house.
man i was fucking this fat bitch last night.i punched that bitch so hard she lost some teeth.then i pulled a compton clean out.wanna buy a cheap t.v.?
by barrell 8732 September 17, 2007
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