Zuke's definitions

Oakland

A city in northern California. Though it isn't my personal home soil, I have been there and am officially declaring it the 3rd most dangerous ghetto in America. Do not enter Oakland, California unless you have the intentions of getting shot or making a drop.

Oakland is THE hood.

by Zuke September 5, 2008

getsmack

Short for a"'thats what you get' smack". A good, hard backhand to the back of the face which was well deserved, usually by cheating on a boyfriend/girlfriend.

Man: "Baby I'm sorry I slept with your sister."

Woman smacks the hell out of Man

Woman: "That was a getsmack, bitch."

by Zuke July 11, 2006

Cincinnati

An amazingly mis-represented city. Im an Ohio native and have even lived in the inner-city Cincinnati. No matter what these other shit heads tell you...Cinncinnati is NOT A GHETTO! It is nearly an all white city filled with hard-working people and interesting food. It is by far the LEAST ghetto place that I have ever lived in. The crime rate in Cincinnati does not even touch the crime found in my true native ghetto suburb or South Euclid/Lyndhurst. Do not listen to anyone that tries to convince you that Cinci is a ghetto. They are assholes.

Cincinnati Native: "Yo, yo, yo....reppin Cinci up in heah!"

South Euclid Native: "You got to da count of 10 to start
running before I pop a cap in yo ass"

by Zuke July 18, 2006

G sus

The black form of Jesus Christ

"Y'all got the story all wrong. G sus was the first to walk on water."

by Zuke June 19, 2006

M.A.S.H.

Men Against Sneaky Ho's.

Yeah, she cheated on Joe with like a dozen other guys over the years. Now he's a member of M.A.S.H. and has a story to tell...

by Zuke August 3, 2005

Chicago

An absolutely AMAZING city. If one is not from Chicago and wished to visit, I recommend staying in the North side. The North Side is an extremely nice place with plenty of entertainment and good food. However, if one should find themself in the South Side of Chicago, RUN FOR YOUR FUCKING LIFE!!! On my list of ghettos, I am officially declaring Chicago's South Side to be the fourth most dangerous ghetto in America.

Chicago's North Side is the complete opposite from it's South Side.

by Zuke July 12, 2006

compton

A fairly small city outside of L.A.. Though not extremely large in population, the entire population that lives in Compton will not think twice about shooting any random nigga that walks by. If, somehow, your life has sunk to the point where you now live in compton, you have officially hit rock bottom. Known only for it's blood soaked ghettos, violent gangs, and daily drug deals, I am officially declaring Compton the NUMER ONE MOST DANGEROUS GHETTO IN AMERICA!

Compton is the only ghetto where a man can kill 4 people in a day, steal some babies, sell a whole bunch of Angel Dust, and still not make the news.

by Zuke September 5, 2008