by Zuke June 16, 2006
A city in northern California. Though it isn't my personal home soil, I have been there and am officially declaring it the 3rd most dangerous ghetto in America. Do not enter Oakland, California unless you have the intentions of getting shot or making a drop.
Oakland is THE hood.
by Zuke July 12, 2006
A fairly small city outside of L.A.. Though not extremely large in population, the entire population that lives in Compton will not think twice about shooting any random nigga that walks by. If, somehow, your life has sunk to the point where you now live in compton, you have officially hit rock bottom. Known only for it's blood soaked ghettos, violent gangs, and daily drug deals, I am officially declaring Compton the NUMER ONE MOST DANGEROUS GHETTO IN AMERICA!
Compton is the only ghetto where a man can kill 4 people in a day, steal some babies, sell a whole bunch of Angel Dust, and still not make the news.
by Zuke July 13, 2006
Yeah, she cheated on Joe with like a dozen other guys over the years. Now he's a member of M.A.S.H. and has a story to tell...
by Zuke July 15, 2005
by Zuke June 19, 2006
An amazingly mis-represented city. Im an Ohio native and have even lived in the inner-city Cincinnati. No matter what these other shit heads tell you...Cinncinnati is NOT A GHETTO! It is nearly an all white city filled with hard-working people and interesting food. It is by far the LEAST ghetto place that I have ever lived in. The crime rate in Cincinnati does not even touch the crime found in my true native ghetto suburb or South Euclid/Lyndhurst. Do not listen to anyone that tries to convince you that Cinci is a ghetto. They are assholes.
Cincinnati Native: "Yo, yo, yo....reppin Cinci up in heah!"
South Euclid Native: "You got to da count of 10 to start
running before I pop a cap in yo ass"
South Euclid Native: "You got to da count of 10 to start
running before I pop a cap in yo ass"
by Zuke July 19, 2006
A city on the West side of the bay. A very nice city with good, family-oriented people. Amazing friendliness can be found here considering it's location. The city on the other side of the bay, Oakland, is quite possibly the complete opposite atmosphere of San Francisco. If one is to find themself in San Francisco, I warn you not to dare to cross the bay and venture into the dangerous back street ghettos of Oakland.
Resident of San Francisco: "HI! Welcome to San Francisco!"
Resident of Oakland: "Bitch, what the hell you doing in Oakland?!"
Resident of Oakland: "Bitch, what the hell you doing in Oakland?!"
by Zuke July 12, 2006