coathanger

what my tv arial currently is

i used my only coathanger to watch tv. now all my clothes hang on chairs

by i want my face to be blurred January 8, 2007

Copthorne

the place where the hobbits don't live.

"I'm off to Copthorne."
"Oh, no. You won't find any hobbits there. Try Middle Earth."
"Is that near Crawley."

by Stephen W. Thomas November 10, 2004

Clitheroe

A small town in Lancashire, England, UK. Twinned with Springfield, South Park and Royston Vasey from "The League of Gentlemen" - need I say more?

"Clitheroe is the fashion capital of Europe"

by SQUID March 7, 2005

clithammer

what a woman would call a mans penis

Carry wants a hit with my clithammer

by Frank Pet March 31, 2008

Cotho

Acronym: Cunt, of, the, highest, order.

That Dave is a right cotho.

by overheard_2000 March 15, 2011

post-coital panty raid

A term used to describe the act of a female, immediately after sex going through her partners; drawers, laundry baskets, closets and other areas (such as under the bed) in search of traces of evidence of the recent presence of another female.

As some girls and women feel guilty or insecure directly following sex, they go in search of evidence of infidelity. This is done to ease their discomfort by either confirming their suspicions and thus validate their insecurity, or disproving these suspicions which in turn eases their temporary depressions.

Jill: I puked after Brad crawled off of me...it just didn't seem right.

Jane: What Happened?

Jill: I did a post-coital panty raid...found two thongs that weren't mine...that bastard.

by urbanr0cker May 13, 2008

Pre Coital Nonsense

Words used to try and get your lady in the mood, however she reads your mind and tells you so.

Man: "Your re looking really good tonight"
Woman: " Enough of that pre coital nonsense, I'm going to sleep."

by elPone February 20, 2011