Colin

The ruler on the USA and the smartest person alive. He also defeated Donald Trump.

Dang it Colin, he is the one that defeated Donald Trump.

by Thanos231 December 29, 2018

Collin Sri' Vastra

from the comic "friendly hostility"

ever since he was a your child he has wanted to be a dictator of a small South American country and has designated a small village for his slave(whom he won in a poker game)and a small island for his best friend/boyfriend fox maharassa

he avoids his parents at all costs because they are soul-sucking devoted cristians. in the past he has worked as a male model(which fox will never let down) and as safari sam on a kids show along with a puppet voiced my brittany murhpy.

he can also be seduced with lime jell-O

i know this sounds f*cked up but trust be the comic is hilarious

words used to describe Collin Sri' Vastra by others in the past are mean, evil,sexy and the Anti-Skids (skids is a cheery college boy in touch with his inner child)

oh yeah, he used to be a supervillan to...

by lalalalala de da October 26, 2008

coffin dance

the upbeat tik tok music that everyone listens to

wait- coffin = dead = silence.
coffin dance - upbeat!?
like if you thought this

coffin dance is a bunch of officials carrying a coffin

by hhstar moonlight May 27, 2020

crapped in my coffin

When some dude is scared shitless and feels he's gonna die. South-African expression.

- Ayo, I almost fell out da car during da drive-by. I crapped in my coffin, mate.

by Dr.J-dawg November 29, 2005

House Cooling Party

A final party to celebrate moving out of a place.

Opposite of "House Warming Party".

Instead of guests bringing gifts for your new home, they can be given things you want to get rid of.

We're moving out of our place next month, so please come to our house cooling party this weekend. Be prepared to bid on some great things.

by The C Money January 31, 2005

pulled a Peter Coffin

Peter Coffin is a youtube comedian or whatever. He kept insulting Xiaxue (Wendy Cheng the blogger) so she did some research.

She kicked his ass.

He retaliated.

She kicked his ass AGAIN. So hard.

And thus, to pull a Peter Coffin is to be a HORRIFIC failure. For more description of how badly he failed, visit Xiaxue's blog.

Yo I didn't study for that test... definitely pulled a Peter Coffin, Langtree is gonna slap me so hard...

by jang.mi April 10, 2011

Colin Cowherd

Extremely annoying sports radio talk show host who thinks he is right about everything. Tactics include:1)Bashing an entire city or school the day after they lose a championship game.(As if their fans had something to do with it) 2)Rambling on and on about how the ratings in football are so much higher than baseball.(As if that is going to make me instantly stop liking baseball) 3)Cutting off and/or hanging up on anyone who has a different opinion than him. 4)Being so generally annoying that you would rather turn off the radio in fear that you might cut your ears off if you continue to listen. 5)Claiming that he is the only talk show host who makes any sense when he is in fact the only one at his own network who doesn't make any sense. 6)Being such an overall fuckup that you wonder how a stellar network such as ESPN could hire an assclown like him.

Person A: You wanna listen to the Colin Cowherd show???
Person B: Let's cut eachother instead.
Person A: Sound's great!!!

by C. Griffin November 9, 2007