cockmonger

A male who constantly displays his complete and utter penis like personality and world-view in nearly every situation in which he finds himself. Specifically this attitude is exemplified by a perpetual attitude of anger and disgust with the world and how it does not simply go the way said cockmonger wishes. This attitude is usually followed up by metaphorical threats of penile rape.

Guy: So did you get that girl’s number?
Cockmonger: No, that bitch can suck my cock. This whole fucking planet can just go choke on my huge veiny cock!

by Wurde Smythe December 12, 2007

cockmonger

Someone who can never give enough blowjobs.

Lili is a total cockmonger.

by Stevens Crew March 20, 2003

cocktone

To screw over your fellow group members for personal gain. Also, to display a high and mighty attitude.

Wow, you totally cocktoned me, I hope you burn in hell.

by JoeBob69 July 16, 2008

Cocktorium

1. Place of, or for, cocks.
2. Vagina.
3. Victoria.

Guy 1: Man, Victoria has the best cocktorium.
Guy 2: Yeah her cocktorium is so great.

by MadisonMagic April 4, 2013

cockmonger

a person who enjoys the cock.

"you're such a cockmonger, stop sucking so hard."

by Jack Hoff September 15, 2003

cockmongrel

Big giant ogre unicorn that likes to eat male chickens (cocks).

Holy Shit, that cockmongrel just ate my cock!

by Jorge Antonio February 5, 2008

cockmonger

Someone who can't get enough of the cock.

My girlfriend is such a cockmonger.

by Jason the COCKsmith August 29, 2003