Cockroach

An evil demon from the pits of Hell that was sent here to torment and destroy! Can't be killed by an atomic bomb but a can of Raid can kill them...
Illuminati confirmed!

"There's a freaking cockroach on my burger!"
Cockroach: "But did you die?..."
"Yes a piece of my soul did in fact die, go back to Hell from whence you came!!!!" *sprays Raid* Feels like a hero. Knows that the Illuminati gives us a little power so that we feel in control....

by LionNessa June 22, 2016

A Cockroach

When a penis is so small and wrinkly, and looks more like a cockroach than a cock.

"Is that a cock or a cockroach?" asked the girl when she saw his small, wrinkly dick.

by Daddy Dolan August 17, 2018

shitface cockmaster

A person who is of course a real cockmaster.. who can and will take a good shit on someone's face. (As Needed)

Johnny! get out his way.. he's the shitface cockmaster I been telling you about.

by ChangWang April 30, 2003

cockmoist

A lubricating, clear, sticky formula, which cleans the urethra before ejaculation.

You've got cockmoist on me again

by Blarney October 10, 2003

mexican cockroach

the act of a crazy mexican steping on a sleeping mans dick thinking its a cockroach

my mexican wife steped on my dick this moring she said it was a mexican cockroach and i was like wtf

by creeper911 January 16, 2011

cockfeast

When a group of people come together to bite, tear, and feast on mutiple cock or penises in one sitting. However this may be impossible if the cocks are in fact black in which case one cock may be feasted upon and still considered a cock feast. I mean who can feast on two black cocks at once?

Did you hand out invitations for the cockfeast tonight at school today?
Karen had a cockfeast at my house last night with me and my buddies.
Where's the cockfeast going to take place tonight?

by Noah Johnson June 29, 2006

cockroach

Referring to two similar species of freshwater fish; both of which originate from the common roach variety. Each breed can be identified as follows:

Long Wang :- A roach which has genitals similar in size and shape to a fully grown human male.
Cockbody :- A roach whose body itself looks similar to a human penis.

Lad 1: Hey, there's a vibrating dildo in your fishing basket.
Lad 2: Nah, that's just the cockroach I caught earlier.

by Campeh February 28, 2008