cluster fuckery

1) The act of a chaotic, uncontrollable, frazy time - usually related to wreaking havoc in the name of fun.

2) Scenario's - generally work related - that show zero sign of positivity and follow the trend of bad to worse.

1) Are you down for some cluster fuckery this weekend?

2) This project is so full of cluster fuckery we'll never get done in time.

by !BlackDeath! December 7, 2007

cluster fucked

to get shafted because everything comes down on you at once

Dude: How'd you do on your midterms?

Me: I got cluster fucked :(

by wangster November 6, 2003

Cluster fuckwittery

A clusterfuck caused by some really dumb people . A real joint effort by a bunch of fuckwits to do something dumb arse

You could not believe how dumb their plan was , it was cluster fuckwittery

by The smedders wrestler May 27, 2019

clutter-fuck

When a room in one's living quarters is full of random clutter, causing one to stumble through or walk around things in the room. The clutter can be consisted of furniture, boxes, or anything in excess.

Alternative Use: Clutter-fuck is also a type of prank that can be used against anyone who annoys you. In order to clutter-fuck someone, you must first wait until they are either asleep or away from home. Then break into their house and fill a pre-determined room full of random clutter, or anything in excess. The person or persons performing these strategic activities are seen as clutter-fucking someone, and, well, the person or persons on the receiving end are being clutter-fucked.

'My mother is one of those freaky old ladies who hoards ceramic roosters, when you walk through the front door all you see is one big clutter-fuck of a ceramic chicken coop. Disturbing, I know.'

'Those pesky neighborhood kids clutter-fucked me yet again, I woke up this morning to a room full of balloon's made out of condoms and those colorful noodles you swim with. What will I do with these noodles, Oh, if it was only summer.'

by Holla!Holla!Holla! May 10, 2011

cluster fucked

The planet Earth since the day George W. Bush was first inagurated as President of the United States.

Every country on Earth has been throughly cluster fucked over the past five years.

by jesster79 February 2, 2006

Cluster Fucking

To drive on a busy freeway in close proximity to other cars, ignoring the multiple open lanes. Usually entails drivers clustering to the right side of the freeway while two or more left hand lanes are open, causing a dangerous and just stupid scenario at high speeds, greatly increasing the probability of an accident, which is usually caused by one person hitting their brakes, getting rear-ended, losing control of their car. This process repeats for the car that caused the rear-ending, as he/she is then rear-ended, and this goes into a domino effect of destruction, chaos, and sometimes death. Which in some circles, is recognized as Traffic Darwinism, as the less intelligent drivers are sometimes killed by their own stupidity.

Other definitions:

A dense orgy of more than three people where positioning movement is difficult. Often consists of double penetrations and more skin touching than air.

WTF is up with these people! Get out of the way! Look at all that freeway over there! Bunch of cluster fuckers!

I almost got hit by 3 cars on the freeway because all these idiots kept on cluster fucking the road!

Sally really knows how to cluster fuck! I didn't know there were that many places to put a penis!

by notstoppingtohelp February 24, 2010

colonel cluster fucks

nickname for the students who go to colonel by secondary school.

Student 1: Hey, colonel cluster fucks!!!

Students 2,3,4,5,6: SHUT UP!! We're not colonel cluster fucks just because we go to colonel by!

Student 1: Yes it does...colonel cluster fucks!!!

by ColonelBy2013 December 16, 2011