When you are struggling to hold in a poo, and its tip has breached the sphincter and is touching your underwear.
by jambomuffin March 23, 2009
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"It's a heavy load, Meg, I'm gonna need a cum cloth."
"Oh, Larry."
Who needs a cum cloth? I drop my spunk in the cum dumpster... that's what she's there for anyway!
You know what, fleece blankets make excellent cum cloths.
"Oh, Larry."
Who needs a cum cloth? I drop my spunk in the cum dumpster... that's what she's there for anyway!
You know what, fleece blankets make excellent cum cloths.
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Similar to a Cameltoe, a Cloth Clam is the result of a woman pulling her pants up, higher and higer, until her parts are covered tightly by her pants, hence the name Cloth Clam. The only situation in which sex is possible with the pants on.
by moanerman January 17, 2007
Get the cloth clam mug.The act of turning your pockets inside out and letting your penis hang out of your fly, resembling an elephant. Also known as Elephant Man.
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When someone says: bros before hoes, you correct them and say, "no!, Its bros before hoes unless theres no clothes" and I'm getting laid tonight!"
When someone says: bros before hoes, you correct them and say, "no!, Its bros before hoes unless theres no clothes" and I'm getting laid tonight!"
by Bobby321 November 1, 2008
Get the Bros before hoes unless theres no clothes mug.An old southern or country term for bed sheets or linens, e.g., sheets, pillow cases, etc. Even most southerners do not know the term anymore. Not to be confused with pajamas. Not clothes a person wears to bed, but instead clothes that your bed wears.
My girlfriend was bitching at me today because I haven't changed the bed clothes in 3 months and we have sex in there like 5 times a week.
by Magnus von Slaughterhausen February 25, 2010
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Guy 1: Is that chick wearing a shirt with a zombie eating a litter kittens?
Guy 2: Yeah i think so, it's drop dead clothing.
Guy 2: Yeah i think so, it's drop dead clothing.
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