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Touching Cloth

When you are struggling to hold in a poo, and its tip has breached the sphincter and is touching your underwear.
Dude, I've gotta get to a toilet quick, I'm touching cloth here!
by jambomuffin March 23, 2009
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cum cloth

A rag used to wipe up cum after a sexual escapade. Depending on intensity and residue, the cum cloth can be made of something as delicate as microfiber cloth or a heavy weighing, ultra absorbent beach towel. Some prefer the cloth to be warm and wet.
"It's a heavy load, Meg, I'm gonna need a cum cloth."

"Oh, Larry."

Who needs a cum cloth? I drop my spunk in the cum dumpster... that's what she's there for anyway!

You know what, fleece blankets make excellent cum cloths.
by Aww Snap! March 4, 2010
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cloth clam

Similar to a Cameltoe, a Cloth Clam is the result of a woman pulling her pants up, higher and higer, until her parts are covered tightly by her pants, hence the name Cloth Clam. The only situation in which sex is possible with the pants on.
Ewwwww! Did you see Gaylia's pants, she had a total Cloth Clam going on!
by moanerman January 17, 2007
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Cloth-Eared Elephant

The act of turning your pockets inside out and letting your penis hang out of your fly, resembling an elephant. Also known as Elephant Man.
I finally decided to quit my job, so I showed my boss the Cloth-Eared Elephant.
by Dcf_d2 May 20, 2008
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Bros before hoes unless theres no clothes

Bros ALWAYS come first unless your getting laid
Use it as the main bros before hoes rule...

When someone says: bros before hoes, you correct them and say, "no!, Its bros before hoes unless theres no clothes" and I'm getting laid tonight!"
by Bobby321 November 1, 2008
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Bed Clothes

An old southern or country term for bed sheets or linens, e.g., sheets, pillow cases, etc. Even most southerners do not know the term anymore. Not to be confused with pajamas. Not clothes a person wears to bed, but instead clothes that your bed wears.
My girlfriend was bitching at me today because I haven't changed the bed clothes in 3 months and we have sex in there like 5 times a week.
by Magnus von Slaughterhausen February 25, 2010
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Drop Dead Clothing

Scene/indie clothes from www.iheartdropdead.com, repped by a few hxc bands and Bring Me The Horizons' Oli Sykes.
Guy 1: Is that chick wearing a shirt with a zombie eating a litter kittens?
Guy 2: Yeah i think so, it's drop dead clothing.
by Charity Jule October 29, 2009
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