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' The clitoris is the sweet spot of the entire female apparatus. The jewel of the Nile! So threatening is the mighty clitoris that it must be relegated to a backseat to the vagina in a play that has nothing to do with female parts! The vagina is nothing more than a baby-making tube that has nothing to do with real sexual pleasure in a woman! '

--- 2012. Roseanne Barr. "Roseannearchy: Dispatches from the Nut Farm." (Page 126).
EXAMPLE:

' She was always doing loyal things like that, always rooting for her man, always rooting for Dwayne.

' And Dwayne tried to reciprocate in little ways. For instance, he had been reading articles and books on sexual intercourse recently. There was a sexual revolution going on in the country, and women were demanding that men pay more attention to women's pleasure during sexual intercourse, and not just think of themselves. The key to their pleasure, they said, and scientists backed them up, was the clitoris, a tiny meat cylinder which was right above the hole in women where men were supposed to stick their much larger cylinders.

' Men were supposed to pay more attention to the clitoris, and Dwayne had been paying a lot more attention to Francine's, to the point where she said he was paying too much attention to it. This did not surprise him. The things he had read about the clitoris had said that this was a danger---that a man could pay too much attention to it.

' So, driving out to the Quality Motor Court that day, Dwayne was hoping that he would pay exactly the right amount of attention to Francine's clitoris. '

--- 1973. KURT VONNEGUT. "Breakfast of Champions, or, Goodbye Blue Monday." Chapter 15 (Pages 150 - 151).
by Dinkum March 4, 2014
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Clitoris

Some unknown entity to man that is both evasive and mysterious
Hamish: clitoris, what Pokemon is that?
by TheRealOTB August 10, 2015
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Clitocious

1.) of or relating to the clitoris.

2.) having many clitoris-like characteristics
You're looking very clitocious today.
by Dan Carnagua January 22, 2008
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ass clitoris

A nub of flesh on the top of someone's asshole. Pretty fucking gross.
I was fucking your mom in the ass and I tapped her ass clitoris and she squirted diarrhea on me.
by Uncle Funkalunkel October 29, 2003
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The Clitoris

(n, Australian English) Another term for the iconic crappy Australian car, the Holden Commodore. A term commonly used by Commodore owners as the name of their car.

Originates from the old adage:

Q: What does a Commodore and a clitoris have in common?
A: Every cunt has one.
Steve: Oi cunt, we're low on Bourbon, think it's time to fire up The Clitoris and head to Thirsty Camel.

Dave: We'll have to take the Falcoon, The Clitoris blew a head gasket again, the fucking piece of shit.

Steve: 'Ken oath.
by Riccardinho July 18, 2014
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clitoris

Indian in the canoe!
"I looked down at my skirt and i realized the indian in the canoe was starrting to sail out
by brenton January 7, 2005
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clitorus

Sme ppl call it the little man in the boat.Males rub it, suck it, lick it whatever it to give the chick pleasure.But faggots do not enjoy rubbin it thats why there faggots HAHAHA.Imagine that.
bob likes to lick suzies clitorus.
Jeff does not because hes a FAGGOT.
by cli-tore-us August 21, 2003
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