Clucker Fucker

Someone who either dates or is married to a crack head, can also be used as an insult.

You are so fat you'd be lucky to be a clucker fucker and like it!

by Xombygod January 19, 2009

clinkers

Hardened excrement sticking to anal hair. Particularly problematic for long-haired animals.

Get the comb, our cat has clinkers again!

by Anonymous April 18, 2003

clickoris

Pointing stick residing on the keyboard which replaces the mouse and trackpad on many laptops, manufactured by IBM, Lenovo, Dell and HP, among others. Perhaps best known as the Thinkpad TrackPoint.

I think I'm a considerate lover. For example, when we browse porn, one finger's always on the clickoris, purely for my Thinkpad's pleasure.

by light_weight January 11, 2009

clacker

Australian slang for "anus"

I'm gonna shove it right up your clacker.

by bread infection December 28, 2005

Grandpa's Clackers

The saggy, wrinkly testicles of an old man. They are the complete opposed of jerky sack.

Suzie loves older men. She especially enjoys the sex and playing with Grandpa's Clackers when they fall out of her lover's bermuda shorts.

by Eaton Holgoode June 23, 2009

Clickey

The mark left on the clitoris by an excessive amount of sucking causing an excessive blood flow. Also known as a hickey on the clitoris.

Patrick gave Trina a hickey in a more private place. That's called a clickey.

by Patrick Escott December 6, 2006

Clickurbate

The insatiable act of consume as much of an individual dramatic, salacious or violent topic online as possible.

When one clickurbates, they impulsively follow a dramatic or shocking story online by clicking feverishly from one site to another in a desperate attempt to consume as much information on a specific topic as possible.

Generally but not exclusively, the stories or topics people clickurbate most over, are new celebrity scandal or resonant occurrences of violence acts such as a sudden mass shooting.

When he became aware of the shooting, he clickurbated on that story all afternoon.

by Spaz-Dick October 9, 2015