When you finish having anal with your girlfriend, to keep from having corn on your member, you poke her in the ribs with your thumbs and when she tightens up you pull out.
My girlfriend let me get in that ass but she had been eating corn and peanuts and I had it on my dick when I got done. Next time I'll give her the cleaner after I finish.
by Spanky484 November 26, 2006
Get the The Cleaner mug.aren't you tired of your girl squirting all over your bedroom well you should use a vacuum cleaner! When she says "I'm cumming, I'm Cumming" you grap your handy vacuum cleaner and place it onto the vaginal region, she then proceeds to squirt into the safety of your vacuum cleaner!!! No pain and no stain!
Pedro's gf would not stop squirting all over his casa, he bought the handy Mandy vacuum cleaner and no pain no stain!!!
by Juicybigsausage June 14, 2016
Get the Vacuum cleaner mug.When you are done having sex with a girl and ejaculate in her un proceed to eat her out and suck your semen out of her vagina thus cleaning her barncicle.
Dude I busted a fat load into this whore last night and then I went down and gave her a barncicle cleaner it was disgusting.
by tito chavez June 13, 2006
Get the Barncicle Cleaner mug.Simply have your partner lay flat on the floor with there tongue sticking out.
You then have to spread out your cheeks, bend down and put them over your partners mouth.
Once feeling the tickling sensation, clinch your asscheeks together and lift up.
You then have to spread out your cheeks, bend down and put them over your partners mouth.
Once feeling the tickling sensation, clinch your asscheeks together and lift up.
bobby gave me a Bohemian Tongue cleaner last night and almost ripped my tongue off. The left over hairs in my mouth caused a big infection in my throat.
by joey smokesz July 24, 2009
Get the Bohemian Tongue cleaner mug.by little_nut2 July 26, 2010
Get the pipe cleaner mug.An act of kidnapping, torture, rape, and sodomy which involves a couple (normally husband and wife) who take their unsuspecting victim and forcibly confine her to a basement or laundry room, where they perform colonic irrigation using an enema which allows them both to digest and cover each other with the fecal matter of the victim.
Andrew: I saw this hot little minx walking alone in the alley behind the house.
Debra: You thinking what I'm thinking?
Andrew: Absolutely. Let's grab her and bring her back to the Estate to give her the ol' Portuguese House Cleaner!
Debra: You thinking what I'm thinking?
Andrew: Absolutely. Let's grab her and bring her back to the Estate to give her the ol' Portuguese House Cleaner!
by winnberg June 16, 2011
Get the Portuguese House Cleaner mug.Sexual move in which one sticks one fist in the vagina and the other fist in the rectum and makes a thrusting motion in and out with each arm.
by Richard Starkey December 20, 2006
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