clardon

A hard on of the clitoris.

Also a great name for some evil space guy.

Riding the 32 bus gives Jessica a clardon.

"Clardon will destroy you all!", said Clardon.

by Box Johnson June 23, 2010

clarinet fart

That cute little fart that sounds like a single note from a clarinet. It's powerful yet controlled and is pleasing to listen to. Clarinet farts make you and everyone in your surroundings feel musical and classy.

Stacy didn't feel embarrassed about her clarinet fart in the grocery store because the crisp, clear C sharp made everyone feel like they were at the orchestra.

by e-rock April 3, 2015

Clarion

Clarion is a beautiful spiritual person who is loved by many and adores being around positive energy. She’s shy, smart, beautiful inside and out. She loves children and elderly. Most of all she’s a people person but has a side you don’t wanna see when tempered.

Clarion smiles brightens up the room.

Clarion has a nice personality.

by thepositivevibes November 16, 2019

Clarinet

One who plays the clarinet.

Wow, did you hear how good that clarinetist's solo was?!

by OfColor September 20, 2009

claxon

A word that can mean anything in any context.

claxon me a pint mate.
you claxon
im claxoning off to the shop
claxon you later
waa im claxoned

by k werd May 6, 2005

Clarinet

Literally the best instrument and God's gift to the marching band
any other instrument can go suck an egg
has the b e s t sound

so much better than every other instrument

God: We need the perfect instrument, one to rule over the rest.
Angel: May I present to you, the clarinet
Gad: *GASPS* its beautiful

by wootwootwootwootwoot March 12, 2019

Caron

Usually a last name, it can be confused for Karen which is way different because Karen's are crazy moms

Person: What's your last name

Other Person: Caron

Person: ok so K-A-R-E-N

Other person: no C-A-R-O-N *thinking in mind* I'm not a crazy bitch Karen

by I can't think of a username 56 October 25, 2019