Chuff Muffin

An affectionate term for a portly yet cheeky young child (usually male).

Y'alright chuff muffin?!

by Byron Chamberlain September 16, 2004

chuff

apparent name for vagina, but down here used in place of ass/anus, etc..

He takes it up the chuff

by PlymouthKid April 2, 2009

Chuff Monkey!

Generally a friendly derisive expletive.

I can't believe you did that, you stupid Chuff Monkey!

by Darren November 26, 2001

Chuffing Noughts

Westcountry term for mammory glands.

Synonyms: Baps, tits, cottage loaves, wabs..

"Aye, she 'ad a fine pair o' chuffing noughts.."

by Esteban Lorenzo August 19, 2003

chuffk

when kyle spells a word wrong and then tries to cover it up and say it really is a word.

xrecognitionx: wonderfufl
jenbootothemax: kyle, ANOTHER chuffk of yours.
xrecognitionx: NO. wonderfufl- more wonderful than wonderful

by jen truettttttttt September 13, 2004

chuff teeth

Person who unknowably has a pubic hair stuck in their teeth

Shut up chuff teeth, go play with your fuck stick

by gh Shocker75 August 15, 2005

Chuff Nugget

A nugget of shit that gets stuck and entangled in the hairs around your ass hole. And when you remove it is a solid piece of shit with lots if hairs stuck in it. That is a chuff nugget!!!

I just pulled a huge Chuff Nugget out of my ass!!!

by Marky T & Lucy T July 25, 2010