Chum Litter

Leftover bits of toilet paper which is caught in the hairs around the butthole.

I was really turned off by your girlfriend's advances after I found her rear thatch covered in chum litter.

by June 12, 2016

Cheesy-Chums

A revolutionary new 100% natural condiment. When you nut in a menstruating vagina, the jizz and blood mix to form a thick dip that you may or may not use as a taco topping.

"These salted chips are so boring"
"Here. Dip them in Cheesy-Chums"
"Yum! What's in it?"
"Just eat"

by silverfruit June 21, 2023

Chum Sock

When a friend sleeps over your house so often, you let him keep his own cum sock under your bed.

Dragon: “Hey Nighthawk, you want to have a sleepover again tonight?”

Nighthawk: “Absolutely! I”ll bring the new Good Housekeeping magazine. Do you still have my chum sock?”

by DonkeyTeeth McTitShits July 05, 2021

Knuckle Chum

When you give yourself a hearty wank and bust a load all down your hand and fingers and fail to clean up the nut adequately leaving crusty jizz on the knuckles.

You might want to put a little hand lotion on your digits there braaaaaahhh. Skin looks a little dry and flakey. Naaaaaahhhh brooooohhhb that’s just knuckle chum. I didn’t wash my hand earlier after I gave it a good wank.

by Eaton Holgoode April 25, 2018

Chumming for Coyotes

To defecate in the woods

Bill is out in the bushes chumming for coyotes

by rayal July 29, 2009

Cooter Chum

N: The blood stain left after having period (menstrual) sex

How disgusting, she left a cooter chum stain on the pool table at the party last night!

by OfGreatQuality July 09, 2011

bucket of chum

A bucket of rotten fish that smells pretty bad and looks pretty nasty. This is usually used to tell how little something means to someone, or how bad something is.

"(name), you don't amount to a bucket of chum."

or

"Dude, the test we took today made me feel like a bucket of chum."

by El Polo Loco April 18, 2007