up the chuff

up the bottom (like what gay men do)

That man has his winky up that other mans windward passage! Let's call this act "going up the chuff"

by Jenkins Warsteiner June 16, 2007

chuffy

to be puffed up with self contented delight, happiness and well being; to be chuffed, full of chuffiness, to things chuffily.

a ruffled grouse puffing up its feathers
in courtship.

by Serena Rykert February 24, 2004

Choffed

Adj., To be intoxicated, particularly within a park.

Yo bro, wanna go to the park and get choffed tomorrow?

by choffedinBanchoff March 30, 2011

chuffnut

A chunk of shit stuck between your ass cheeks. Generally missed if you've been too hasty wiping your ass after a dump.

Man, I only wiped once, and now I have a chuffnut the size of an egg in my ass.

by Stu October 12, 2003

cheffer

a jock or a jock-like entity (either a boy or a girl can be a cheffer, but usually a female cheffer is characterized by the fact that she hangs out with male cheffers). Also cheff

"I think that cheffer just called me a faggot."

or

"That cheffer is so drunk, she's making out with a dog."

by Gar Hole April 19, 2005

Dyslexic Chauffeur

When a girl sucks on your balls while tickling your penis at the same time. First invented in 1937 by an Irishman named Ewen McGenehey. It was properly patented in the famous "Madame de Sausage" brothel in Northern France.

Kenneth: "Honey this is truly a wonderful dyslexic chauffeur you are giving me."

Steve: "How about we go back to my place for a dyslexic chauffeur"

Bill: "My balls are very comfortable at the moment. At the same time my penis is tickled! This is amazing! What do you call it?"
Suzy: (muffled) "Dith ith a dithlexthic thauffeur"

by JackCarver December 24, 2010

Cuffer

Another term for jailbait. Going after this girl will likely get you arrested and in handcuffs.

Guy A: "I've got my eyes on the blonde baby-face in the shallow end of the pool"
Guy B: "Serious pal? She's a total cuffer"

by Akaza April 16, 2013