cruncheled

When all your friends make fun of you for being drunk and miss pronouncing words.

Dude, you were so cruncheled last night.

by Chadifer Boristien September 28, 2017

Chrunchy

A terrible mispronunciation of the word crunchy.

Man 1: wow that fish was weird!
Man 2: yeah, why was it chrunchy?

by Squidwards_nan December 4, 2019

Churchie

n. sometimes pejorative — a member of the Church of Scientology, usually but not always used by Freezone Scientologists/Independent Scientologists/“protestant” Scientologists (Scientologists outside of and opposed to The Church), and used often in the context of differentiating CofS members from Freezoners.

adj1. of or relating to Church of Scientology members.
adj2. relating to culty behavior and/or brainwashing, especially in the context of or comparative to the modern Church of Scientology.

Synonym: Squirrel
Antonym: Freezoner

N. “That Sea Org guy said David Miscavige was a better man than Martin Luther King Jr.! He even got offended that someone would have the gall to ‘compare a great man like David Miscavige to Martin Luther King.’ So fucked up but that’s Churchies for ya.”

Adj1. “You hear they’ve been using Uber drivers as recruiters? That’s some on-brand Churchie shenanigans right there.”
Adj2. "Those alt-right cultists sure love their arbitrary rules and being cucked by a dominant male leader. Churchie style koolaid really is prevalent in the world rn, even in our scene sometimes. As above so below I guess...”

by Kanye MEST September 22, 2020

churchiee

your moms "work" friend

Son: Hey mom, whose churchiee?
Mom: Oh honey its just a friend who comes when dad is at work
Son: Then why do I hear "OH GOD YES HARDER BABY!" upstairs?
Mom: Oh ummm because we are playing uhhm a board game!
Son:...okay mom, have fun!

by kgfdkujydsagtfui March 12, 2021

Cranchie

Also known as a majestic Alexandra. A best friend who knows her way through a good hotdog.

I saw Cranchie yesterday, what an amazing sight.

by Dallasdickdown November 23, 2021

Cranchie

A majestic person also known as an Alexandra. Someone who knows there way around a hotdog and smells like sweet onions on a hot day.

Wow, she’s a Cranchie

by Dallasdickdown November 23, 2021

Chrischien

A guy who is very charming and nice. He is also very cute no matter what. He can make you smile just by seeing his smile or one of the simplist of texts and is one of the funniest people you will ever meet. He is a great friend and will do just about anything for you. Loyalty is big to him so making him feel unwanted or forgotten is not a good idea. His relationships mean a lot to him and if you are lucky enough to have him as a friend or boyfriend, be thankful. He is amazing.

Have you met that guy named Chrischien?

Chrischien.... how do you say that?

"Have you seen that guy Chrischien, he is so cute"

by chrisj99 November 23, 2021