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chockers

that box is chockers

see also chock-a-block
by Colin m September 17, 2005
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choke the chipmunk

(v) to masturbate; to spank the monkey; to beat the meat; to maniputlate one's (male) genitalia for pleasure; to jerk off; to beat off; to rub one out
Wow....after watching Katie get undressed, I feel the urge to go home and choke the chipmunk.
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choke

Has little or nothing to do with anticipated results. It's not limited to sports or competition. You can choke on an assignment for work, choke in an attempt to seduce a crush of yours. Jordan missing a free throw. You can choke anywhere, anytime.
Choking is when you had control, and failed to execute.

What happens is you are suppose to be focused on what your eyes are viewing. But your weak mind chooses to worry about something negative whether real or not, past or future.

It's bigger than that
Michael Jordan would be considered one of the most clutch professional sports players of all time.
Only you know when you choke. Its a distinct feeling. Choking doesn't give a crap about expectations.
by skr0oface August 16, 2010
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Choakey

An adjective stemming from the Big Island of Hawaii, used to describe something that is appealing, but can also have negative connotations. It can also be used to describe a state of mind.
"You have noooo idea Bradakai, me and Sunny Garcia were chillin after the Pipeline Pro smoking on some Choakey nugs"

"That party last night was soooooo Choakey, there were like twelve girls from the main land there!"

"When shit gets Choakey, crack a brew Bradakai":
by Noldstradamus February 27, 2010
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Choke the Chicken

means to jerk off, wack the weisel, beat your meat, free the whales, or jack your johnson for example.
I walked in only to find Jim chokin the chicken in his room. Damnit Jim, why do you always have to choke the chicken.
by BenJammin484 February 26, 2007
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choked

To perform poorly while being expected to perform well; usually in a sport or a game.
Man... if Brian chokes one more time, he's gonna get traded for sure.

The Canucks were leading 3-1, but then they choked... lost 3-5.
by Molari July 20, 2006
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Choke Note

The note that is missed in rockband or guitar hero, right after star power is activated.
Person 1: Hey man, are you playing Beatles Rockband?

Person 2: Ya, but I'm hella pissed! I missed a note right after I activated star power, and only got 4 stars on the song.

Person 1: Dude that sucks, I friggen hate choke notes.
by Lctriguy69 November 23, 2009
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