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stroking & choking

When a man masterbates too hard, and causes pain to his penis.
Aw man I was stroking & choking my dick too hard last night.
by JeremyFromTheBlock August 15, 2017
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Poo Choking

When you defecate in a plastic bag and suffocate someone with it.
Did you hear what happened on the news yesterday!? Someone was poo choking someone in an alley and a cop saw it and was able to save him!
by lolbird21 October 2, 2017
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Chicken choking

Jon, quit chicken choking! You're not having sex, just f*cking stop!
by GalactaK September 23, 2018
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National Choking Day

You must choke anyone on april 15!
“Yo go choke alyssa it’s National Choking Day!”
by mmalyssa April 12, 2019
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Commode choking

Commode choking is when a bowel movement is so large it actually chokes the commode.
"I hadn't gone to the bathroom in three days, but today I went commode choking."
by Compendium-of useful info September 5, 2022
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Choking the Chicken

by sir dan May 12, 2003
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Choking The Rope

Similar to the expression ‘playing with fire’ although inciting different imagery. While both expressions refer to a course of action that may result in an unpleasing outcome either for you or others around you, ‘choking the rope’ more usually means its your own neck that’s on the line.
You’re really choking the rope with your attitude. I don't know how much more of this I can tolerate.
by The Captive Spirit September 13, 2010
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