Choking

its were you eat a slug and it hates you so you make these stupid sounds and die. BOOM

Mum im choking on food again help me

by Llaayyllaa June 17, 2019

Choking the Chicken

gettin your jerk on

by punkass September 10, 2003

chiding my drummer

A fantastic euphemism for masturbation.

I see you've caught me chiding my drummer. Could you please shut the door now?

by James Cernero March 25, 2005

choking a darkie

Taking a crap. Pooping. Shitting.

Oh man, after that meal I really need to choke a darkie.

by Aladdin Sane May 13, 2005

choking chipmunk

The act of oral stimulation performed on a male by a female, male on male version refered to as "Flamming Choking Chipmunk", where a female will deep throat said male while placing each testicle in the pocket between her teeth and check.

She deep throated my cock then put my balls in her mouth at the same time. When I looked down at her, the bitch looked like a choking chipmunk.

by WORKHEAD December 23, 2007

chodling

Derives from the word "chode." Describes the acts associated with handling a chode and all man-areas surrounding it. It can also be used loosely when referring to even spending time with a man who owns a chode.

Girl 1: So did you chodle last night?
Girl 2: We were chodling all night ;)

OR

Girl: What are you doing tonight?
Girl 2: I might just hang out with one of my chodes.

by Chodler December 21, 2006

choking the jewfish

Vigorously master bating while eating jewfish stew

Jack had fun choking the jewfish last night

by Jewfish king November 19, 2016