A chode is a penis in which the diameter is larger than the length.
It is also mistakenly used to refer to the perineum, but this is erroneous.
It is also mistakenly used to refer to the perineum, but this is erroneous.
by f00lhardy March 09, 2010
1) A short and fat penis.
2) A funny name to call people.
3) The area between a person's balls and asshole.
2) A funny name to call people.
3) The area between a person's balls and asshole.
-Look at that chode!
-HAHA it's so short and fat!
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-Hey what's up?
-Nothing much...you chode.
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-Haha I convinced your mom to lick my chode.
-Ew
-HAHA it's so short and fat!
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-Hey what's up?
-Nothing much...you chode.
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-Haha I convinced your mom to lick my chode.
-Ew
by Green_hen October 16, 2009
(1) noun: a gross short/fat penis.
(2) noun: a dickhead who has a short/fat penis and the
blunt of all jokes.
(2) noun: a dickhead who has a short/fat penis and the
blunt of all jokes.
(1) Dude, yesterday, james was so drunk that he went into the girls bathroom and sat on the toilet and threw up on his chode!
(2) James is such a chode that his only companion is his fish named george, who lives in an alcohol bottle. He is holding jamie's headband hostage with hope that someday she will have sex with him, only nobody will ever have sex with him since he is such a chode (and those who will sex him, he will go limp inside).
(2) James is such a chode that his only companion is his fish named george, who lives in an alcohol bottle. He is holding jamie's headband hostage with hope that someday she will have sex with him, only nobody will ever have sex with him since he is such a chode (and those who will sex him, he will go limp inside).
by chodeville May 06, 2007
by bsbl4ebff January 06, 2014
When the width of a penis exceeds its length it is considered to be a chode. In addition, chodes tend to be very small. So small in fact that they are unable to satisfy a woman sexually or aesthetically.
Some people famous for having chodes:
Justin Bieber, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Oprah, Kanye West, Adam Sandler, Miley Cyrus, Dick "Chodey" Cheney, Fred, Ray William Johnson who is also considered to BE a chode as well as having one, and many more...
Some people famous for having chodes:
Justin Bieber, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Oprah, Kanye West, Adam Sandler, Miley Cyrus, Dick "Chodey" Cheney, Fred, Ray William Johnson who is also considered to BE a chode as well as having one, and many more...
hot girl: *reaches down a boy's pants upon being aroused* "Wait, where is your... oh... is that.. *touches it* ..it??"
boy: "Yeah... I forgot to tell you... I have a chode..."
hot girl: "Oh that's okay hun... well... not really... ... ..."
*awkward silence followed by a the girl breaking up with the boy and never contacting him again*
boy: "Yeah... I forgot to tell you... I have a chode..."
hot girl: "Oh that's okay hun... well... not really... ... ..."
*awkward silence followed by a the girl breaking up with the boy and never contacting him again*
by AndrogenAngel June 28, 2011
by G-g-g-g rizzle June 11, 2009
While the girl was giving her man a blowjob her mouth could not fit around the penis because the guy hass a chode!
by BELLAHOE May 18, 2008